Good morning, Christians! Regretfully, on this sacred day, we cannot venerate our Lord Jesus Christ without sadness in our hearts. For today, the liberal atheists have launched a campaign of hate against us innocent Christians. Knowing they are losing the political struggle against God’s mission for us to vote Trump back into office, the evil atheists and liberal scum have resorted to propaganda of the worst kind during their celebration of the unholiest day of the year.

No doubt, they are trying to enlist the help of Satan!

Look on with horror and confusion as the liberal feminazi atheist homosexuals try to strike at Christianity by creating an effigy of our church to scare citizens into voting for Kamala Harris!

We Christians stand unmoved by such vitriol mainly because the liberals are as stupid as they are angry.

What do you think they are trying to say, Christians? It is like they have no idea of the meaning of words. Some people, the atheist intellectual leftists call this entertaining satire, but I just call it nonsensical thunder crap! And there’s more!

What do you think they are trying to say, Christians? Nothing because the liberal mind twists in a ignorance that makes them think everything bad is good for them.

Who wants bodily autonomy by way of murdering babies?
Who wants social assistance when they could work harder?
Who wants birth control?

Whores! Whores I tell you!

It gets even dumber and more confusing as you study more of the photos showing the attack on Christians. Just look!

What kind message is this sending about the God-fearing Christian Matt Gaetz? What are they trying to say?

If that were not enough look at what else they try to scare us with.

How are we Christians supposed to respond to hate so dark that it eludes comprehension? What on earth are these people trying to say? What does this bizarre house of horrors mean?

Are they trying to say that we Christians don’t understand our own politics? Are they accusing us of being amoral ignoramuses who believe in the right to bear arms no matter the cost of lives, even children?

Are they seriously trying to make people see us as the evil ones whose leaders turn our laws and Constitution against us?

What kind of fools do they take us for?

Pray with me, Christians! Lord, please allow the second coming of our savior Donald Trump to be elected President again! Please Lord, allow the Donald to take control of government and fire all the traitorous deep state scum, homosexuals, and anyone else who defies your Will. Lord, please save us by exterminating the liberals! Dear God, make America great again!

Now go in peace, beautiful loving Christians and have great week!

Sick of the Feminazis accusing you of misogyny? 

Are you fed up with the left constantly attacking every word you say? 

I know I am! 

Good morning, Christians! You are lucky to be here today because I have something that is going to improve your life.  As Christians, we’ve all experienced the illiterate liberal who cannot understand the superior mind of the Christian. You know the frustration of trying to communicate with these people only to have them explode into hysterics over something you said. 

Well, no more! 

Christian science has once again delivered an answer to solve this problem and to end Christian persecution once and for all!

Christian Translators for Christian Speaking People!

This incredible headset links directly to your smartphone and allows you to speak naturally while the translator does the rest.

Finally, a translator to help Christians overcome the stupidity of the liberal mind. No more will you endure the viciousness of the illiterate!

Instead you will experience this:

Wow! That’s a big difference. Now think of all the recent persecution we Christians endured, like President Trump being attacked by the fascist media because they don’t understand Christian.

Just imagine how Christian Translators could have helped the ignorant atheist reporters understand us better.

Stopping persecution is no easy task, but Christian Translator will usher in a new era of understanding because the stupid liberals will not be able to claim we are being sexist, racist, and all the other ists they so foolishly believe. Stopping persecution is also not cheap, and requires us Christians to dig deep in those purses and wallets because we need to get as many of these devices in the hands of our leaders as possible so we can win this election and stop Christian persecution.

Just imagine how great our world will be when everyone can understand Christian.

Now go in peace, Christians and on your way out be sure to purchase your Christian Translator for Christian Speaking People.

Yes, we Christians know love like no other people because we have Jesus in our hearts and speak the truth. Liberals accuse us of being hypocrites and liars, but we Christians must stand firm in our truth no matter how contradictory or strange it sounds to the unbelievers. This is why Kamala Harris and Tim Walz desire to destroy families by instilling women with feminism, so they will end up murdering their babies or leaving their God-given Christian men!

What could be worse than a divorced woman!

Nothing. That is why I brought in a special guest, who is not just a Christian but a happily married Christian woman, to give you ladies the advice needed to keep your Christian man happy. Please welcome, First Lady Melania Trump!

As Christian women, we often struggle to find a good man, so it is important that we keep those good men happy when we do discover and marry them. You might think as a former First Lady, I had the sweet life with no troubles, but truly, had it not been for my experience as a supermodel, entrepreneur, and of course Jesus, I would likely have been a sad case like many of you: divorced, overweight, and poor. Well, maybe just poor, but that is bad enough.

I was able to save my marriage and be happy be reading the Bible and learning how men think and feel. On some page somewhere in the good book, there is some advice that says something like, “A happy man gets a woman a pearl when he gets the clam.”

Something like that, but the point is Christians, it’s the woman’s duty to make men happy, and it is the duty of men to take care of the women.

Does your man fulfilling his needs with someone else make you feel bad? Sure, even if it is your fault for not keeping him happy. Like Jesus says, “No one is perfect enough to throw stones — not even a beautiful supermodel First Lady.”

So what do you do when you feel too disgusted to lay under your loving, bovine-like husband as he sweats and snorts like a cute pig to relieve his manly needs? Well, ladies, I tell you what I do — I buy myself a new car or renovate one of the rooms in my mansions, but for you, being poor, you should buy something affordable that will be an investment for a lifetime. That’s right, get yourself a gold-plated Vote Freedom Necklace for just $175.00

Just imagine how good you will feel wearing this one-of-a-kind, limited edition necklace celebrating Lady Liberty.

She was a Christian, you know.

You can have this uniquely designed medallion engraved with names, initials, and symbols, like MAGA, or your husbands name so you don’t forget to please him the next time he needs you to take care of his urges.

Best of all! Made in America!

When your Christian man sees you wearing this Lady Liberty necklace, he will know you support him and you will keep that man happy! Thank you, and I will be selling after services today. Get them while you can! God bless.

Thank you, First Lady. Well, Christian women, you heard the lady tell you how to keep your men happy. And men, remember that marriage is a partnership, so I suggest you purchase one of these nifty USA medallions, like I am wearing to show your wife how much you love her and how you will keep taking care of her.

That’s all for today. May God bless you all.

Filled with fear of another Godly four years under Trump, the liberals must break the Christian faith to win!

For this reason, liberals decided to use their secret weapon, a weather control machine! Sound crazy? Well, it is not. Unlike the science of the Christian believer, filled with rationality and logic that makes us the superior intellect, the liberals just know destruction and anger! Their inferior minds can only think in terms of war and hate, allowing them the skill to build only weapons of mass destruction, like the weather control machine.

We learned of this instrument of evil through our Christian sister, Marjorie Taylor Green.

“Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”

Unbelievable!

It all makes sense now! Liberals are trying to wipe out Christians or make them dependent on welfare so they have to vote Democratic. Then, to maintain the fraud long term, they tell everyone the weather is the result of climate change!

Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?

As though pumping millions of metric tons of CO2 into the atmosphere annually could cause the earth to warm. Well, those liberals are not fooling us, Christians. We know better than to listen to their junk science scam because, thankfully, Representatives like Marjorie Taylor Green are on the cutting edge of meteorology and climatology and show us the real causes of these super storms and other weather anomalies, like:

Jewish Space Lasers!

If you are wondering where all that FEMA money goes, well, here is what your tax dollars are paying for!

There it is folks! The truth staring you right in the face. What are you going to believe? That pumping oil and pollution are destroying the earth?

Or that the violent atheist and Jews are trying to wipe out the Christians with secret weather control machines?

Pray with me, brothers and sisters!

Jesus, protect us from the liberal lies that try to make us think Marjorie Taylor Green is a rich, attention-seeking housewife who knows as much about climate change as she does government leadership!

Jesus, free us of the lies that make us believe the earth is being destroyed by selfish industrialist in pursuit of the almighty dollar, who don’t care about ravaging nature or killing people!

Jesus, hear your loving, selfless followers and destroy those liberal, atheists and their Jewish masters! Amen!

Have a great day and go in peace!

Good morning, Christians! Bet you didn’t expect to see me here today, but here I am! Jesus allowed us to triumph over the liberal, weaponized justice system that attempted to railroad me with charges to keep me from speaking the truth! Well, the truth prevailed because of all of you loving Christians who rallied and supported your pastor in his time of need.

Jesus is smiling proudly on us all!

What makes our victory so much more joyful is the fact that we overcame the lies the Democrats tried to foist upon our God. Not only did they charge me with sex trafficking, they tried to use my position as a man of God against me, thereby smearing our Lord.

It all started when I decided to take friendly drive up to Canada and stopped at a Chuck E. Cheese for lunch. Perhaps I am to blame for deciding to drive the Rewards From Jesus car since it is intended to call young girls to the Word of Christ. Little did I know that simple stop to eat lunch would turn into an excuse for the liberal fascists to jail me for life!

As I headed back to my car, two young girls were studying the vehicle — just as God intended them to be doing! As a man of God, I simply could not ignore their curiosity in the Lord and as the Good Book requires me, I began discussing their salvation, trying to lead them to Christ. That’s right! Taking time from my much needed day off, I performed my Christian duty to lead others to the Lord!

Little did I know Satan had other plans!

You see, this is why girls need to be led by men because of their propensity for lying and whoring. When pulled over in Canada and interrogated by a police officer, to whom I explained my efforts to save these wayward girls, they began crying from the backseat that they wanted their moms and I wouldn’t let them go. I was dragged back to the border where the FBI was waiting and took me away to become another victim of the weaponized Justice Department that seeks to destroy Christianity.

I languished in prison surrounded by migrant criminals, rats, and the even worse vermin of the homosexers! With the Lord watching over me and my heart filled with Jesus, I survived that day in hell!

Things seemed to only get worse in court when the prosecutor told the feebleminded girls’ story causing the jury to eye me with hate, but I had Jesus on my lips and my prayers were soon answered. Suddenly, the door burst open and God’s other son, you know who, entered the court.

The great Trump said,

There has been a mistake. Pastor Christian T. Roll is a man of great character, like myself. Would a man of God take time out of his busy schedule of preaching or campaigning to perform good deeds?

I don’t think so!

Christians hear me now! When great men, like ourselves, commit to Jesus, we’re in it for the long haul. We never stop giving and helping, like my new Mammo-Van the Pastor and I work every free chance we get. All to protect women from breast cancer. Would a pervert go out and work tirelessly to stop the spread of breast cancer all on his own dime and church donations? Of course not.

The miracle of my saving didn’t stop when Trump finished speaking. No, Jesus had big plans for revealing the truth that day in court. Suddenly, the door burst open again, and this time the great Christian, Matt Gaetz, entered the hall of justice and spoke,

You’re Honor, as a man who knows what it is like to be wrongly accused by little girls trying to get attention, I can tell you that this Pastor is innocent. Just recently, I was accused of sex trafficking by the same weaponized Justice Department when in fact, I was the hero of the situation. I was at a party when teens suddenly began growing in numbers — and you know what happens when teens group together, especially girls, right?

Drug fueled sex parties!

Thankfully, the Pastor and I were there to stop the insanity and gain control of the situation but this did not stop the feebleminded young girls from wanting to fulfill their desire to become sluts, and of course, one of them accused me of some sinful behavior. Luckily, I had the Pastor there to vouch for my conduct, and now I’m telling you — this man is incapable of committing the crime of which he is accused. Who are you going to believe: a man of God, or two twelve year old girls prone to becoming whores?

Just when I thought the miracle ended with Matt Gaetz testimony, the door burst open again, and in walked another herald of God’s justice. Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson declared,

This is a lynching if I ever seen one. This Pastor is a man of God more than that “Martin Lucifer King” and a true hero to the people. Your Honor, you can’t hold this man responsible for the lies of little girls. Clearly, Satan has taken control of them. Just recently I was falsely accused of making sinful comments on porn sites, but that is only half of the so called news. The truth is that Pastor Christian T. Roll and I worked together to save souls addicted to porn. Did I make nasty comments? Did I say terrible things on Pornhub?

Well, of course I did!

Me and the Pastor was fighting the evil of porn addiction and saving people by planting comments to help them see the light of God. Sometimes, you got to get down in the dirt and filth and be that black Nazi porn lover because that is the only way you can save those heathens trapped in that hell. I rest this whole sham of a case.

Yes, Christians, I was amazed by the grace of God just like you are now. When Lieutenant Governor Robinson finished his speech the judge turned to the prosecutor and said, “I am throwing this case out. Clearly, you have the wrong man.”

Praise the Lord, Christians! You see, God works in mysterious ways. By placing the objective Judge Aileen M. Cannon in my path so she could hear all those great Christians who spoke on my behalf, I was set free. God never abandons us, Christians. We just need to have faith, pray, and wait for the miracles to happen. Now go in peace and have a great week, knowing God is protecting you.

Canadian police arrested him just over the border and were seen dragging him back to the American authorities. The FBI, weaponized against Christians, charged the pastor with the unbelievable crimes of sex trafficking. The pastor will be arraigned Monday, possibly facing more charges of sex crimes.

The Church of the Redeemed Whore and Jesus are committed to defending our great leader — no matter the cost!

We will keep our flock informed as new information is known.

Welcome, fellow Christians! What a week it’s been for our savior, God’s other son Donald Trump, who destroyed Vice President Kamala Harris in a debate. Of course, that’s not what those lying liberal fascists say. They say our benevolent leader was spanked like a naughty child caught fibbing, but we Christians see right through the lies!

Yes, the liberals love saying Trump tells outlandish stories that have no factual basis, but I’m here to prove them wrong with the evidence we Christians don’t need since we have Jesus and Trump in our hearts.

What could be more convincing than that truth!

Still, just to prove those liberal scumbags wrong, I give you the proof from our Christian journalists at the Fox affiliate QAnon. They captured the true horror of the migrant crime Trump warned us about during his debate with the Vice President.

Clearly, those people have no shame! Eating kittens shows their depravity and complete lack of gratitude. It is just like Trump has said in the past, these people get to stay in luxury hotels, not because they are legally immigrating due to persecution or other horse crap reasons, but so they can get their cat burgers delivered by room service. Who foots the bill for this evil?

Hard-working, loving, tax-paying Christians!

That’s correct. Christians must foot the bill so those people can eat our pets. Don’t you go believing all that dung-talk about people needing protection for political and religious reasons. That’s not what America is all about! We Christians know the only people deserving of assistance are Christians willing to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard. Not those lazy, good-for-nothing, violent, immigrant heathens who only want to sit around big screens in comfortable hotels bought by the industry and charity of Christians!

This is the America liberals want to create!

If this nightmare vision of America were not enough — it gets worse! The feeble-minded, miserable, childless cat ladies steering government from their liberal ivory towers pretend they are the voice of reason. No, I’m not referring to AOC or other politicians, although they are of the same ilk. Here is the traitor, selling out America!

Taylor Swift!

And what is Swift trading in her Christian God and culture to receive? She says she wants to be on the right side of history. That she is doing the right thing! Thunder crap! She just wants to sell more records and gain more money to carry out her evil machinations.

Oh, you didn’t know Taylor Swift is not what she appears to be! After watching other YouTube Channels and TikTok videos, Christian researchers on YouTube discovered — Taylor Swift is a witch!

Don’t believe the media’s fake news and conspiracy theories promoting this music artist as popular and lovable. Don’t believe the lies that there is no factual evidence to support the claim that migrants eat our pets. No, Taylor is a Hell-spawned witch who has cast her spell on journalists and all her fans to recruit migrants to steal our pets for her black magic.

What other possible explanation could there be for this terrible crime and the cover-up! Nothing!!!!

Christians, pray with me! Dear Lord, give us strength to resist the enchantress, Taylor Swift, who makes us desire to believe Donald Trump invents insane stories because he is trying to get attention. Dear Lord, please make us strong enough to ignore the siren-call of the Taylor Swift; who seduces us with the longing to believe Donald Trump lies because he thinks Christian faith makes us gullible enough to believe anything. Dear Lord, most of all, protect us and our pets from Taylor Swift’s illusion that migrants are just decent people, many of them Christians, who just want to escape persecution and find happiness, when really they sold their souls to Taylor Swift to live in luxury hotels and eat our cats and dogs.

Now go in peace, brothers and sisters and whatever you do, don’t listen to Taylor Swift.

You know, it takes real intellect to recognize the gift of a beautiful day, and if you didn’t know already, only the superior mind of the Christian can make that leap of deduction. You must realize atheists are fools who cannot connect even the simplest of ideas for lacking Jesus. To understand this ignorance you first need to realize all real science and reason is dependent upon belief in God and Jesus. Comprehending this complete dependence on faith for our rational mind and intellect only requires you to look at the opposing viewpoint.

To deepen our intellect we must understand the nonsense atheist believe. Let’s turn our attention to the slide show I prepared to help us on this journey to brilliance. Here is what atheist, homosexual, feminist liberals want you to believe.

Atheists demand that you believe the universe and every living thing in it was an accident. The so-called Big Bang just popped everything into existence and then started our evolution from germs into bugs into vermin into apes, and then, into the good Christians we are today.

Nonsense!

Who could believe such stupidity? Only a nonbeliever would entertain such balderdash, which clearly proves that all rational thought and intellect is founded on belief in God and Jesus. How could everything start without something to start it? Clearly, Genesis makes much more sense but only the Christian believer has the intellectual capacity to understand the truth! Now, if you believe in God and Jesus, then you can see the world properly through the correct rational framework. For instance, if Genesis makes more sense, which we already proved does, then that must mean the Bible is true and the earth can only be a few thousand years old, and since God doesn’t make mistakes, like telling us he created dinosaurs millions of years before humans, then it makes perfect sense that evolution is hogwash.

Since the Bible is true, we must use our free will to obey the Word or go to Hell as the Good Book says. Perfectly reasonable, right? Of course, and many other reasonable irrefutable truths come from our logical belief in Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit. For example, if you know that you possess the truth of salvation, then you are not only armed with the clear vision of reality but also responsible for all those heathen nonbelievers who are too filled with sin and rendered too stupid to believe. It is up to us Christians to bring the truth to everyone — just like the Bible says — so they are forced to use their freewill to start believing. The evil atheist heathens want you to believe that you need fancy degrees and book smarts to be an intellectual but all you need is the Word of God and Jesus Christ! As proof, listen to our brother relate his mission to save the heathens.

You heard the proof! Now, who could deny that believing in Jesus and God instantly makes you smarter and wiser!

It is an incontrovertible truth that faith makes you an intellectual dynamo. Merely by having faith, God awards you supreme intelligence over the atheists and other vile unbelievers. Sadly, we must force the atheists to see the light! We must absolutely believe and obey our leaders and provide the rich with tax breaks so they learn to be generous and trickle money upon us Christians. We must not read or watch anything except Christian approved literature and film so as not to pollute our God-given intellect. And what do you do when faced with some seemingly indisputable falsehood, like someone claiming a baby can be murdered after the child is born, or millions of illegal immigrants killing millions of Americans, or even just that liberals are childless cat ladies hellbent on making America a miserable lonely place? Well, you have to use your Jesus-infused mental power to come up with reasons these things are true — no matter how far-fetched, ludicrous, or conspiratorial sounding. For it is the truth!

We must believe — no matter the cost!

Yes, this is exactly the path Jesus wants you to follow to become a critical thinking intellectual with a crystal clear view of reality to make the world a better place.

Now go in peace, loving brothers and sisters, or should I say, Einsteins, which I wont because he was a dirty Jew just like the Bible shows us.

As many of you know, the evil liberals believe success is based on handouts and taking hard-earned money from Christians. Yet, they can’t explain the phenomena of our speaker today, who has invented electric cars, shot rockets into space, planned a hyper-loop thingamajig to quickly transport people, and protected free speech for us Christians by buying the liberal infested social media company Twitter.

If you hadn’t guessed his name already, I give you Nole Skum!

Hello, Christians! It’s me, Nole Skum — entrepreneur, inventor, warrior for free speech, and soon to be Ambassador to the Universe. I have taken time from my busy schedule of firing people and meeting the future President Donald Trump to impart some of my vast wisdom concerning success and to warn you against voting for the liberals. You might be thinking, “What can this guy tell me about success and Christianity?”

Well, everything! Because I am a billionaire, and that makes me smarter than all of you.

Let’s start with the fact that the billionaire is a powerful force of change, capable of thinking outside the box. For instance, when California wanted to build a high-speed railway, I said, “What the heck! We can do better!” So I invented the Hyperloop project, right out of my head! I wrote it down on paper and told everyone it would be cheaper than building a railway that is slower. The naysayers came out in droves, claiming it wouldn’t work!

But I kept at it and because I am a billionaire, lots of really smart people listened to me and put their time and money into developing this technology. Here it is almost ten years later and it might still happen for a lot more cost.

Yes, that’s right, Christians — it takes a billionaire to change the world!

Changing the world for the better is what I do! When NASA put contracts out to build a new lunar lander, who do you think won the money? Well, me of course. I won, not because I am a bullshitter, but because they recognized my billionaire genius, despite my fellow billionaire, Jeff Bezos, offering to fund $2 billion dollars of the project himself. You know why they turned him down? Because this billionaire has a proven track record of sending ships into space.

My incredible genius is not limited to firing rockets into orbit. No this billionaire is also the advocate and warrior for free speech. I told people I would set Twitter free, and that is exactly what I accomplished. I bought the company and reinstated every person who was ever banned for speaking their minds, like Donald Trump, Jordan Peterson, and many other people accused of hate speech. Everyone knows that free speech is the cornerstone of democracy, providing critical thinking and open criticism. Well, without misogynistic, patriarchal, violent talk, and unhindered use of the n-word, there can be no critical thought.

At great expense to my investors, 71% less valuable than when I purchased the company, I give you Christians the liberty of 280 characters to express yourselves!

This is the danger of the liberal left extremists! They want you to believe that hearing different opinions will make you a bad person. They want you to believe racist people have nothing of value to say. They want you to believe misinformation is the same as disinformation — when it is all just information. Christians know better, and all it took was a billionaire to make X a digital free-speech sanctuary.

You should learn today from my priceless wisdom that if you want to succeed, you just have to work really hard so you don’t get fired by billionaires like me.

You have to vote Republican and listen to President Trump and men like Pastor Christian T. Roll but most of all to me because I have the genius plan to fix the world because I am a billionaire. Thanks.

There you have it folks. The Word of Jesus, straight out of the billionaire’s mouth to your ears. Join us next week as we bring the world a little closer to Heaven, here at the Church of the Redeemed Whore.

We’re not scared because we’re tough Christians!

Conservatives don’t scare easy! We are never afraid to stand up for what is right, like protecting family values, law and order, but most of all for being the party of life! With Jesus watching over us, we can do no wrong.

As Christians, we have an obligation to stand for morality and stop immoral behavior. It takes real courage to stand up against the evil, liberal, homosexual-loving, atheist global new world order that is trying to destroy Christianity. We all need to fight even Christian women need to stand and swing the sword of righteousness! Here to show you just how serious we need to take this spiritual warfare, please welcome Ann Coulter.

Good morning, Christians! God bless, you! Pastor Christian T. Roll is correct. We need stand for what is right and just. As you may already know, I posted a Tweet about Tim Walz son calling him weird. Well, its okay when the liberals call innocent Republicans, like JD Vance, weird but when I say it, I get slammed by liberal fascist media.

Am I sorry that he is a special needs kid? You might think being empathetic is the Christian thing to do, but you’re wrong! Feeling sorry for these liberal girly-men and their lezbo friends is what got us into this mess.

Liberals just love hiding behind principles and empathy but the truth is that compassion is for the Christians — not a bunch of whiny little girls crying about their feelings. I bet Tim Walz and his sobbing brat sit around having little heart to heart discussions, saying they love each other. No wonder Minnesota has become a pink state filled with weaklings.

That’s not how we Christians roll! Like President Trump, we are willing to stomp the downtrodden because if you’re laying in the gutter needing help, obviously you did not work hard enough to get out or did something to put yourself there.

For sure you didn’t have enough Jesus in your life!

Maybe we Christians wouldn’t think Tim’s son was weird if he was playing with a gun like a real Christian boy. Clearly, he is no Kyle Rittenhouse! Maybe if he had an assault rifle he’d be less of a cry baby, and I would want him as my president.

But that’s not what is happening. No, we Christians have to put up with balling and name calling because it’s okay if you’re a liberal hater handing out tampons to kids. That’s not weird at all, right?

Well, it’s weird to us Christians and we need to stand up to the liberal bullying. We need to stand up and fight back against Tampon Tim and the other liberal Nazis weaklings. Just remember, Christians, you got to be cruel and vicious to stop the left because that is all they understand! God bless you all, and thanks for listening!

Thank you, Ann, and we will keep you in our prayers.

There you have it folks. To be a loving Christian you need to unleash all your hatred and not be afraid who gets their feelings hurt because that is what makes us a strong, loving, selfless followers of Christ. Now go in peace and God bless!

Ladies and gentlemen, brothers and sisters in Christ, I stand before you today with a heavy heart. Our nation is under siege by those who wish to destroy all that we hold dear, to tear down the pillars upon which our society stands. It seems as though every day brings new revelations of corruption, dishonesty, and betrayal — not from without, but within the highest offices of our land. As we gather here today in prayer and fellowship, I ask you to open your hearts and minds (and wallets!) to the possibility that what is happening around us is more than mere coincidence or bad luck.

I believe that President Donald J. Trump has been victimized by a leftist conspiracy, one designed specifically to force Biden out of office and cheat Trump of his rightful victory. This elaborate scheme began during the last election when the liberals purposefully pushed President Biden into the Oval Office, believing he would be an easy president to control. But they couldn’t stop the communist, socialist, homosexual loving President who destroyed the American economy!

The perfect pawn for of the nefarious left: a man whose leadership has been marked by an inability to form coherent thoughts or sentences due to the reason of age. The communist, socialist, deep state, homosexual government believed Biden would be easy to manipulate, unable to stand up to their pressure or resist their control over him. So, they pushed him into the Oval Office, hoping his weak leadership would usher in a new era of leftist domination.

And it worked!

For years now, the far-left has been working tirelessly to undermine our nation's values and institutions. They have infiltrated every aspect of society — media, academia, entertainment — with their toxic ideas about socialism, globalism, and political correctness run amok.

They did this by making Christians pay more for their groceries!

The evil leftists were not satisfied with Biden’s grocery hikes and demanded more from the aging leader. When they couldn’t get him to enact more Christian-destroying socialist plans, and his reelection seemed doomed because our savior Donald Trump was about to swoop in and retake the country, the left masterminded the Great Replacement.

The Great Replacement unfolded with key players pressuring Biden to step down. When it became clear President Trump was going to win the presidency, the evil left began stepping up their dangerous ideologies. They knew they had to act fast. They used every weapon at their disposal: fake news stories, targeted social media campaigns, even foreign interference in our elections.

Just feel the hate!

White guy tacos? Cantaloupes? Talk about your dog-whistle racism! Oh when Tim Walz says white guy tacos, that’s okay, but when Trump wants to protect the black jobs, it’s all about discrimination!

With millions of illegal, violent, job-thieving, murdering immigrants crossing the line, you would think people would take notice of the tsunami of death crashing across the border. — but no. The nonChristian mind can only think in black and white, seeing only racism when clearly Trump is trying to help those people.

Still, you might be asking, what is their ultimate goal? To remove Biden from power and replace him with a president more aligned with their vision of a godless, globalist regime? To make groceries even more expensive for Christians?

No, far more devious and malicious is their grand plan to just cheat Trump of victory again over Biden. Well, they have another thing coming! Trump and God have a plan. Little do the leftist know, Trump plans to reinstate President Biden before the November election and win the presidency!

Even as President Trump was being wrongfully accused of every imaginable crime and forced out of office, he never stopped fighting for America and its people. He knew that the only way to expose this conspiracy and bring justice back to our nation was through a democratic and legal maneuver of divine genius.

Reinstate President Biden before the November election.

Cunning! Brilliant! Even those lefties who orchestrated his removal could not see this plan coming. Trump will order Mike Johnson, the Speaker of the House, to stop the voting and reinstate Biden as President. Mike Johnson has the power to make this decision just same way Mike Pence had the power to overturn the election on January 6th, but failed. This time, a true Trump loyalist will not fail! He will prevail through the hate of being called an election denier, spokesman for a hate group, climate skeptic, anti-abortionist, and weirdo like the left calls all the Republicans.

He will prevail because he knows the truth!

As we speak, President Trump's loyal supporters are working tirelessly behind the scenes to make this plan a reality. They are gathering evidence of the conspiracy, exposing the corruption within our government, and rallying patriots across the country to stand up against this tyranny.

Come this November, Trump will reveal their findings to the world, forcing President Biden to be reinstated only to have to step down in disgrace and paving the way for Trump's triumphant return. With God on his side, there is no doubt that he will be victorious once again — our rightful leader — ready to lead us into a new era of peace, prosperity, and freedom.

Go in peace, brothers and sisters, and know that Trump watches over you!

Today, our concern turns to our fellow Christian brother and political leader, JD Vance who has been the target of liberal discrimination. This hate is not just about him because it affects all of us because it is the worst form of hate. That’s right! Not racism! Not misogyny! Not homophobia or any other phobia! Remember “Phobia” is two parts, “pho” as in a liberal is a bad pho you should kill and stuff—and “bia” as in Be a good Christian and stomp the liberal enemy to death just like baby Jesus in the manger would want you to do.

The worst hate is liberal discrimination against Christians!

Learn now why you need to stand up against such bigotry that threatens our Christian values too often these days! We are not saying ALL hate is bad. After all, hating vegetables is good, they are green and icky—hating liberals is good too—see!

Let's begin by understanding who JD Vance is. He was born into a family struggling with poverty. Despite his humble beginnings, he managed not only to overcome all odds but also became an author whose memoir "Hillbilly Elegy" reached the New York Times bestselling list. Vance’s work brought attention to Appalachian culture and its people by pointing out their struggle. But you know what what those liberal fascists would say,

Back in that era anybody’s book could reach the NYT’s Bestseller list if you had a billionaire pal buy a crap load of copies all at once—ask Newt Gingrich, or ask the “A Child Called It” guy! Vance’s work brought attention to Appalachian culture and its people by pointing out that they were mostly lazy fudgers who didn’t appreciate him and his ambitious agenda of couch-sniffing and others who had been ignored by mainstream society for too long—at least ever since the movie Deliverance came out with its amusing scenes of banjo playing and the sexual proclivities of some of Vance’s uncles and pals.

Just look at the hate leveled against this fine man!

That’s right, Christians! JD Vance pulled himself out of the squalor and went on to Yale to receive a degree before dedicating himself to public service. And what did Vance get for his fine education and self-sacrifice?

More hate!

This is the atheist, homosexual, feminist, and liberal prejudice, and hate at its worst and most absurd! Could anything be more ridiculous? His political career has been cursed with the radical left’s criticism. Filthy Democrats cannot abide professionals like Trump and Vance! No, they make it personal. We Christians relate because we feel this hate whenever we share our beliefs openly, AND VERY LOUDLY, in public discourse today! Those people don’t want him (or us) expressing our faith or values without fear.

This sort of liberal discrimination is aimed not just towards JD Vance but many other believers too — often met with hostility when voicing their religious beliefs VERY, VERY LOUDLY, in public spaces such as workplaces, schools and even social gatherings — right where Jesus belongs!

These homos, feminazis, and atheists in their deep-state government feed us this propaganda trying to convince us that we’re the hypocrites and haters, but it is just not true. And remember “hypocrites” is just a silly combination of two liberal thoughts “hippos” who look like the majority of unwed whores after about their sixth kid, and “Crits” who are always at war with “Bluds”. If you look the accomplishments of these great leaders, like Trump and Vance, you easily uncover the truth under the vile attacks.

This growing intolerance should concern us all because it directly impacts our freedom to live out the life Christ gifted each one of His followers. So, what can we do about this? You can start by praying for JD Vance as he continues his political journey and have faith that God is with Him every step along the way! Remain steadfast in sharing your faith openly and unashamed — even when it may seem like a thankless task. AND WE BEG YOU, MAKE YOUR PRAYERS SUPER-DUPER LOUD.

Know you are following Christ’s commandments.

Finally, let us not forget the words of St Paul from Romans 8:35, "Who shall separate us?” Nothing can separate us from our Saint Donald, not even the liberal slander: “Grab ‘em by the pussy, treat ‘em like a couch!” Nothing can ever come between believers and God's love — not even liberal discrimination. Stand! And come this November, be prepared to stop the steal again! Just like these good, Christians on January Sixth.

Amen.

Good morning, Christians! Today we gather not to pray or worship, but to learn to defend God's chosen, President Donald J. Trump. Yes, that's right — the man who has done more for this great nation than any other president before him. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Pastor, how can we possibly defend our savior?" Well, my friends, let me tell you that you have just missed his greatness and fallen prey to the liberal fascist lies, and I am going to prove it to you!

America has a dream named Donald Trump. Now, this man, who is quite rich, clearly has been blessed by God with good fortune because, as we all know, God loves rich people. So, God thought to Himself, "I shall make this man President of the United States to help the less fortunate become billionaires!"

How else could President Trump have been so “lucky”?

Now, as a leader, Trump must be courageous and strong in the face of opposition. How many of you would walk into a room filled with those people to tell them the truth? Not many for sure.

Just look at the way he had to be rushed off stage after being attacked by the violent journalists. All for telling the truth! The Devil is at war with President Trump! It’s like all those violent people crawled out of their urban hellscapes to take down Donald. Remember how they reacted years ago when Trump told the truth about Barack Obama not being born in America? Well, just look what happened — Obamacare!

Everyday, because of journalists, we step deeper into the socialist, communist cesspool of atheism. Clearly, Mr. Obama did not fit the bill. As I have said in the past, it is not racism but lack of quality Christianity that plagues minorities with liberalism meant to undermine the Black and Hispanic workers by giving their jobs to illegals. Then when he complained about them bringing him to Chicago under "false pretenses," which personally, I believe is a very nice way of saying “lying heathens,” they called him a racist!

What a bunch of fudgers!

But wait, there's more! When President Trump accused Vice President Kamala Harris of "turning black" after identifying as Indian, he was merely exercising his divine gift for truth. You see, my friends, we are all children of God, and He made us in His image. So if you go changing your race, well, then don’t think you are sinning against God’s Will? Of course you are, and here is the proof of Kamala Harris violating the Lord’s will.

That’s right, Christians! Fox News affiliate QAnon has supplied us with the evidence! Just look at Kamala Harris taking part in some Indian ritual — just days before turning Black!

Who is the lying racist now!

So Christians, now you know what to tell those sinners who falsely accuse the Donald of lies and discrimination! Let this be a warning to all those heathens. We Christians will not be deterred from taking back our country and once again crowning Trump our President! I leave you to enjoy your day, basking in the warmth of God's love and strength of Christianity as exemplified by President Trump. Amen.

Merry Christmas! As you can see, the Church of the Redeemed Whore is all ready for Christmas. Don’t you just love the baby Jesus? Of course, you do! Who wouldn’t? I bet you’re wondering if there is a present for you somewhere in this nativity scene. There sure is. As a Christmas present, the Church of the Redeemed Whore brings you the truth about that lying socialist Alexandria Ocasio Cortez or AOC.

AOC portrays herself as a politician of the people, making her rounds in the Bronx, going to a bodega to get breakfast before having drinks with friends.

This sharp, young, fresh politician appears authentic, but we Christians know better, and to put it simply,

The real AOC is an anti-Jesus socialist bent on destroying Christianity and the USA.

This Marxist wants you to believe,

If you lose your job, you shouldn’t lose your healthcare too. And if you get sick, you shouldn’t be put under a mountain of debt. Medicare for All guarantees healthcare to everyone, curbs costs, and improves long-term health.

Have you ever heard anything more preposterous!

AOC takes us for fools believing she has pulled the socialist wool over our eyes with claims of free healthcare. What kind of moron would think free healthcare could actually lower healthcare costs? What kind of imbecile would believe free healthcare would also increase life spans through preventative medicine that lowers the risk of chronic disease?

Not this Christian.

If you search her website, you’ll find she states the need to redistribute wealth to eliminate Jesus. That’s the kind of stupidity that occurs when you think like a socialist, like overlooking the fact that a longer lifespan means having to wait longer to see Jesus. What kind of crazy fudger would want that?

This anti-Jesus socialist doesn’t stop there; no, she wants to reward the lazy. Why should you work when you can just mooch off the state? That’s what happens when people don’t have Jesus to pray to; they become lazy good-for-nothings. Clearly, the Bible, Thessalonians 3:10, teaches us to only help people who work, “The one who is unwilling to work shall not eat.”

That’s the Christian way!

This horrible socialist wants to take the dollars from Christians who break their backs to be productive. Imagine working hard and rising through the ranks of a company only to have AOC take your money. Think of those vulnerable healthcare executives and CEOs who could lose their pay. Just imagine not having CEOs because these men couldn’t be paid enough. What kind of hellish world would we live in with no CEOs?

AOC thinks she has the answer with her socialist policies aimed at redistributing wealth, and she boldly lists them right there on her website. Imagine poor CEOs and executives who fought their way to the top, now having all their hard-earned money taken away to pay for everyone’s laziness. Only a completely unchristian, power-hungry politician would seek such an outcome. We Christians hear you, AOC!

And I say,

In a just United States, our public housing should be a source of pride for our society and a place of comfort, safety and stability for residents. It’s up to us to make it happen.

Merry Christmas, heathens! Here’s your free house, along with your free healthcare. Maybe we should start handing out cars and earbuds so everyone can listen to their favorite band while driving to their state-paid doctor. What a nightmare! So as you eat your Christmas dinner, remember this one might be your last.

This could be your next dinner.

Merry Christmas! From the Church of the Redeemed Whore!

Oh my, Christians! It has been too long since I have seen you all here at church. And what do we have today? Why, it’s a special day indeed. Today is the day that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has chosen to send us an angel from heaven himself. No, not like some kind of supernatural being or anything silly like that. We mean JD Vance, who was just tapped to be the next vice president by the true president, Donald Trump!

JD Vance is a man of God! He has proven himself to be a devout servant of the Lord, a righteous man with a strong moral compass, and a champion of Christian values in every way imaginable. He is also a strong supporter of Donald Trump’s candidacy, which has caused some members of our church family to question whether JD Vance is truly a man of God or if he’s just another hypocrite who will say anything and support anyone to get political power. Don’t take Vance’s authenticity from me, let Jesus speak the truth through him. Here they are: JD Vance and the soon to be President, Donald Trump.

Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!

Testify, brothers! Speak the Word!

You tell them, brothers! Praise the Lord!

Thank you for taking time from your busy campaigning to visit with us Senator Vance and President Trump. Now, you Christians see how passionate Vance is about his faith in Jesus Christ and the teachings of our church. If there’s one thing we can be assured of is that this man does not practice hypocrisy or dishonesty in any way. He lives his life according to the Word of God, which means he puts all of his faith into action and works tirelessly to uphold Christian values everywhere he goes.

Now if you don’t believe he is a honorable man of God, not a hypocrite, then I have some bad news for you: the Lord himself has spoken to us through JD Vance! He has revealed his plan and purpose for selecting him as our next vice president, and he is a man who will uphold Christian values in every way possible.

So let me ask you this question today: Do you think JD Vance can be an honorable man of God while also supporting Donald Trump? Or do you believe that he’s a hypocrite who doesn’t truly walk the walk and talk the talk like we all do? The choice is yours, my friends. But remember this: if we choose to doubt or question JD Vance’s faith, then we are doubting and questioning God himself! Let us pray together for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to guide us on this journey and go in peace.

“The old adage says that it’s better to be lucky than good. Apparently having the right network is better than both.” ~J. D. Vance Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis

Good morning, Christians! As you can see, we are celebrating the great stride forward in making America great again with the promise of Project 2025 introduced by the the Mandate for Leadership Project backed by the Christian think-tank, the Heritage Foundation. While it might seem a little presumptuous to declare victory, I think we are on the brink of salvation.

The Heritage Foundation, a group of righteous intellectuals, know what is best for the nation and unveiled their master plan — Project 2025. Using their God-given genius, these intellectual dynamos pored over the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and Supreme Court Rulings to derive a plan based on the true meaning of these documents, our Jesus-loving forefathers really meant.

That’s right, people! These Christian-spawned intellectuals like Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts studied the problem and know "we are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be." Of course they won’t because the left is a violent, anti-Christian group. Just look at the September Six Insurrection. Just look at how the left showed up with their guns ready to kill God-fearing Christians who wanted to protect the democratic process!

This divine Project 2025 will restore the United States to its former glory, and finally put an end to the liberal fascists' reign of terror.

The first thing that the Heritage Foundation has in store for the American people is a revamping of education. It all starts with rebranding schools as "Christian Learning Centers" — a place where children will not only learn about numbers and letters, but also learn the true meaning of life through their faith. The curriculum would be streamlined to focus on what truly mattered: religion, patriotism, and how to build a wall around Mexico. To make sure everyone learns the correct lessons, the Heritage Foundation will implement rigorous standards while dismantling the Department of Education, because who knows how to educate best but parents and communities.

While these changes are noble, it is just not enough. We Christians need a new grading system. Students should no longer receive A's, B's, C's etc. Instead, they would be given "Saved" or "Damned." Those kids who received a "Damned" must attend special seminars with Pastors, like me, to discuss their lack of faith in God and the American dream.

This new education system will lead to a significant drop in teenage rebellion, as no teenager will want to be damned by their teachers, and the one’s that are, will get quality learning from people who are concerned with their salvation as well as their education. The country's literacy rate will soar, and America will finally be on the path to becoming the smartest nation on earth - with the correct faith, of course.

Hopefully, the Heritage Foundation will consider expanding their Christian planning to include even more democratic strategies aimed to improve American life. For example, everyone’s life should revolve around Jesus Christ and our beloved country. Every home would have an American flag fluttering proudly outside, while inside family dinners become mandatory, and every meal begins with a heartfelt prayer for the blessings bestowed upon us by God.

Furthermore, the Heritage Foundation should make it illegal to not attend church services on Sundays. Those who missed would receive a visit from the Christian Police — a new division of the FBI, which will answer only to the President, once we have done away with Homeland Security to ensure everyone's safety and happiness in the name of Jesus Christ.

You might ask why we need to expand the project further? Well, Christians, despite all of Project 2025’s benefits, it’s just not enough. The radical liberal fascists will continue to lie about Project 2025. They claim the project would eradicate personal freedoms, limit access to healthcare, and promote a narrow-minded, judgmental society. In reality, all these things are a blessing bestowed on those living in a Christian nation — something everyone should be thankful for!

The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 is a shining example of how America could once again become the greatest country on earth. With a few improvements, it will ensure every citizen lives a virtuous life, and the Christian way of thinking becomes a part of their very being. This is truly a cause worth fighting for and should come as no surprise that we will need to silence all opposition with the help of the police and military.

So, Christians, let us pray that the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 will rebuild our Christian America and do away with the radical liberal fascists spreading fear and lies. If Jesus wanted you to think differently, He would not have blessed you with American Democracy and freewill!

Wife, Mother of Three, & Entrepreneur

“When I was born-again, I had no idea what Jesus planned for me. One Sunday after church, my husband and I took our children to a fast food place, and when we ordered, we noticed the ungodly rudeness of all the foreign and “unchristian” workers who made all the Christian patrons sad with bad service. Jesus whispered in the back of my head, ‘Katie, I need you to end workplace conflict and bring peace to the world by fixing the diversity problem.’”

“Suddenly, my mission became clear. If I put scripture back in the workplace, there would be no conflict since everyone follows God’s Will, leaving nothing to argue. I accomplish this mission by teaching companies to embed scripture right in their policies because it’s not enough to hear the Word; you need to operationalize it!”

“There should be no Gays, Muslims, Jews, or Buddhists — just Christians from nine to five!”

Wife, Mother of Two, & Intrepid Reporter

“I was a leggings model and distributor for a Christian MLM, and while driving from one party to the next toting my inventory and kids, God called me to my true career. As I listened to a Fox News podcast, I heard Jesus say, ‘Amy, selling these Godly leggings is not what I want you to do. You will bring the truth to the world as a journalist.’

“I gripped the steering wheel and prayed, ‘Lord, I’m just a churchgoing, Christian mother with no experience as a journalist. How will I ever accomplish such a mission?’

“The only answer I heard was the screaming kids and the Fox podcast above the car’s engine, but when the Lord says to do something, you do it! I went right home and called a babysitter, then drove fifty miles to the local Fox affiliate. I walked into that TV station and went straight into the manager’s office and said, ‘Mister, God told me to be a reporter, so here I am!’

“That man stood, walked around his desk, and looked me up and down, then said, ‘You’re perfect.’

“That day, I became a Fox News anchorwoman because God saw fit to reward me for my hard work, steadfast faith, and dedication to the truth.”

“It was a true miracle!”

Wife, Mother of Twelve, & Best-selling Author

“I was just drowning in housework and childcare as me and hubby struggled financially. We could barely feed our twelve children, but Jesus gave me a solution. One night, hubby came home from the rally and started screaming about the dirty diapers overflowing the trash in the filthy bathroom, which I tried to explain, ‘Husband, I’m tired from child-caring.’

“Hubby kicked the television, cracking the screen causing sparks to shoot out, which scared the babies to crying. He punched the walls and slammed the door of the bedroom, cursing and screaming. ‘Get me a beer, woman!’

“I clasped my hands and looked up, crying, ‘Jesus, where have I gone wrong? I’m sorry I’m such a bad wife.’

“At that moment, a peace swept over and blanketed me with Jesus’ forgiveness. All my scripture reading and listening to my pastor’s sermons about modesty and managing the home came rushing back, making me realize I had not tried hard enough. The Holy Spirit filled me with inspiration, and I knew then my calling to bring the Word of modesty and wifely duty to women everywhere. I doubled down on my efforts to care for the children and clean the house while I began writing my Christian Guides to keep other women from making my mistakes. It took some time, but I soon became a best-selling author of many different Christian-living guides.”

• How to Hide Your Monthly Shame

• Never say the four letter words, “P***s” or “V****a!”

• How to Keep the Kids from Blocking Hubby’s View of the Television

• What to wear to the rally? Trump or Klan.

• Hubby’s Ideas are Your Ideas Because the Bible Says So

• How to NOT Make Hubby Smack You

• How to Politely Ask the Pastor to Stop Molesting You or Your Children

• And many more!

“Now I feel good, knowing Jesus allowed me to keep other women from failing their hubbies.”

Amazing! God works in mysterious ways for sure, and these Christian housewives prove it. Next time you hear some homosexual, feminist, atheist liberal whining about Christian women, just keep in mind that Jesus provides for the true believers.

Join me next time when we learn about Christian Safe Zones.

Original Photos by DISRUPTIVO, Dane Deaner, Jade Destiny, Mathilde Langevin and Ben White on Unsplash

This is the Pyramid of Christian Hierarchy, which illustrates the level of Christian advancement. As you can see, the white man is at the top, meaning he is the most advanced Christian. Now those lying atheists love to point and cry racism, but that is a lie. Racism is a myth invented by liberal, homosexual-controlled media to distract believers from Jesus.

God brought blacks to America to become Christians and have their souls saved, and since white people were already Christians, God gave them the responsibility to ensure this task’s completion. Does this mean that blacks are inferior to whites? Absolutely not. All people are equal, and

All lives matter!

Christians don’t indulge in racism; that would be unchristian, but the problem is that black people are still not yet as advanced in Christianity as the whites, and mixing up Christianity will breed lesser Christians. Nobody wants that. The last thing the world needs is less quality Christianity. However, starting long before the Civil War, lying atheists and other dregs of humanity began mistaking freedom with Christian quality issues and blamed Christians for slavery. Of course, Christians didn’t own slaves except for a few bad apples. Personally, I believe Christian slavery is a Jewish, Atheist, Homosexual, conspiracy with China to destroy Christianity, but that’s a story for a different time.

You see, in the early days of black Christianity, blacks needed monitoring, and God, in His infinite wisdom, made them slaves as part of His bigger plan to make them better Christians. Of course, abolitionists began thinking themselves smarter than God, causing the Civil War and ultimately the freedom blacks were unprepared to live. Had there been no Civil War, racism would have ended when God deemed blacks good Christians, but now with freedom forced upon them, blacks endured many issues like crime, and of course, BMWWWS.

Lacking good Christianity, black men soon fell prey to envy and wanting white women. Need proof? Just watch this video.

My God! It’s like she’s speaking another language.

Clearly, you see why the black man would get confused by the ramblings of Dr. Corbett, which make no sense whatsoever. Being of less advanced Christianity, Dr. Corbett lacks the knowledge of Coronavirus as an atheist, left-wing conspiracy with China meant to undermine America by keeping Christians from working and making money. Now, the black man sees this lack of advanced Christianity in the black woman, and looking up the pyramid, the white woman becomes very appealing with her superior Christianity. To understand the appeal of the white Christian woman, compare Dr. Corbett with this exceptional white Christian woman.

Is it any wonder that the black man desires white women?

No one could resist this Christian woman with her keen sense of the truth, and clearly, the atheist, liberal, homosexual agenda has done black men a great disservice by giving them false hope of obtaining the Marjorie Taylor Greenes. A sad situation for sure with only one way to help the sufferers of Black Men Wanting White Women Syndrome, and that’s to be proactive. In this next video, this good Christian woman shows us how to keep the persistent black man from thinking he can date white Christian women. (Why else would he persist in attempts to enter the woman’s building?)

Fantastic! She has perfectly illustrated how the Christian white woman must handle the black man suffering white woman envy. Despite his constant filming (showing his uncontrolled desire), this woman keeps him from feeling welcome. Christian women who use these tactics provide a great benefit to the black man ill with BMWWWS.

She won’t be desirable now!

Concluding this discussion of BMWWWS, I hope you good Christians learned how to help the black man. Just remember there are many beneficial methods such as calling the police, and white Christian men should not be exempt from helping the black man either. Whenever a white Christian woman cries out for help against the suffering black man, every white Christian man in earshot should come racing to her aid. It will take every white Christian, male and female, to fix the BMWWWS problem.

God bless! Join me next Sunday for more of God’s Word!

A good christian woman is already planning for her kids and family.

Simple enough, and as such, it is up to the man to lead that woman to the kids and family she is seeking because she would never find them on her own. Now, to lead a Christian woman, you need to be an upstanding Christian man who leads the way in his ability to be a responsible person. Let’s watch this wonderful video to learn more about Christian women’s wants.

Don’t bog yourself down with understanding a woman better or learning about her aspirations. You just need to know how to properly lead that Christian woman to marriage because that’s what the Lord intended.

However, you know how God loves to challenge Christian men, and the woman is not so easily led because she is inferior — even the best Christian women. For this reason, comprehending the true nature of the woman is imperative, and that nature is deceitful, like a succubus trying to steal your soul.

Just look at her, using her whoring!

The woman will try to sex-you-up because she knows her whoring can lead the Christian man astray, not just in dating. Don’t think you’re safe once you married that Christian woman! Adam thought he was safe, and suddenly, he was living on the earth because Eve tricked him into eating the forbidden fruit. A woman’s desire to control a man through whoring is ever-present. Let’s listen to the insightful sermon from Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson, who explains the problem perfectly.

Fascinating! So we see Christian dating is not merely about getting married and having kids. No, dating is just an extension of a man’s responsibility to lead the woman. God has made it our mission to regulate them, and because the woman is at risk of whoring, dating and marriage become a balancing act between keeping the good Christian man’s soul from deteriorating into sin while leading the whoring woman to the family she desires.

That’s right! The woman is a weight of sin pulling the good Christian man down to hell, and to avoid damnation, we need to fight the desire for sexual pleasure that leads us to her control. Just as Rev. Peterson says, sex should be about making babies, not pleasure. Just get in and get out, so you don’t fall prey to the whoring.

There’s a real danger for the Christian man when he gives in to the whoring pleasure. I’ll leave you with this video to show you the living Sodom and Gomorrah. Stare upon the whoring that led these sinners to premarital sex, a mockery of marriage, and a homosex celebration. Stare at the evil and remember these images next time you want to indulge in sex with your girlfriend or wife.

We wish you the best of luck finding your good Christian woman! Join us next Sunday, here at the Church of the Redeemed Whore, when we learn about the real housewives of Christianity.

Welcome to the Church of the Redeemed Whore! As you can see, we are in the Spirit today, praying for another great sermon. Today's teaching is about Unwanted Same-Sex Attraction. Notice I didn't say "gay" or "lesbian" because saying those words gives credence to the idea that they are real identities and variations in sexual nature. The Bible is quite clear on this topic:

You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. Leviticus 18:22

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. Leviticus 20:13

That's the Christian way!

Clearly, there is a problem because atheists believe homosexuality is normal, which it can't possibly be since the Bible says otherwise. Obviously, we're not going to logically convince a lying, heathen atheist because he's too stupid to believe in God much less than Bible. No, today we're going to have to bring out the big guns  –  Christian science!

Thousands of years of Christian science provides two primary causes of same-sex attraction: daddy issues and lack of sports skill. The good Christian scientists at the Catholic Education Resource Center discuss these causes:

In a culture dominated by sports heroes, it's easy to understand how a young boy who can't play ball or run fast may not feel very good about himself - especially when this is accompanied by ridicule from his peers and perhaps even exclusion and isolation. He may escape the resulting loneliness with academics or by cultivating comfortable relationships with girls.

"The sports wound will negatively affect the image of himself, his relationships with peers, his gender identity, and his body image," Fitzgibbons writes. "His negative view of his masculinity and his loneliness can lead him to crave the masculinity of his male peers."

How does this happen? Well, men raised by non-Christians are at the highest risk of same-sex attraction because they never had their masculinity reinforced. From the moment a kid exits the womb, he must be constantly exposed to Jesus and sports to make him an alpha male worthy of holding a Bible. This is what a real alpha male looks like.

Notice how this young man is intent on sports training. Nothing breaks his concentration. Soon he will grow into a God-fearing Christian man like this:

That's what a real man looks like!

Sadly, many men are not raised as alpha males like Matt Gaetz but as homos because atheist homosexual liars steal children's manhood and convince them to be whiny women. Don't believe me? Just look with horror at these non-Christians turning children into homosexuals!

Don't think girls are safe either! Researchers at the Catholic Education Resource Center tell us:

In females, the mistrust of men's love is one of the major conflicts a woman may choose to "resolve" in a homosexual relationship. She may have had a distant, emotionally insensitive or even abusive father and grows up with a fear of being vulnerable to men.

Women who have been betrayed in love relationships may also seek safety in a relationship with a woman. Women who are sexually abused or raped as children may find it almost impossible to trust men and turn to a woman instead for affection.

These horrible atheist homosexuals destroy Christianity by normalizing same-sex attraction and eroding women's dependence on men. What's a feeble-minded girl to do once she doesn't trust men any longer?

LGBTQ!

Suddenly, your daughter is holding a pride parade in your backyard!

The disturbing nature of same-sex attraction only worsens when you realize this insidious disease became the tool of the atheist, socialist, homosexual agenda that's bent on making Christians weaklings. Undaunted, Christian scientists work round the clock studying the same-sex attraction problem because, despite the disgusting, foul practice of homosex, selfless Christians believe all lives matter and seek a cure.

Using the most advanced technologies, Christian scientists discovered another force driving homosex - which we knew all along! Lack of Jesus allows evil to flourish, and that evil is,

Homo Demon!

Unsuspecting atheists go to bed completely unaware of the demonic forces they allowed into their lives. Homo demon and his band of evil fairies work their dark magic during the night while atheists sleep.

The next day atheists awaken, and this happens,

Don't think you're safe because you're a Christian! No, the atheists condemned everyone by opening the portal to hell's homo plane. The only thing that can stop Homo Demon is the power of Christ, specifically,

Christ's Condom

Each night, good Christians need to say their prayers and slip into Christ's Condom before bed. Nothing protects a Christian from Homo Demon like the power of Christ's full-body Condom!

As you can see, Christian science reveals the causes and cure for unwanted same sex attraction. More importantly, the only protection from Homo Demon is the power of Christ's Condom. Though the evil unleashed upon the world by atheist homosexuals can be frightening, luckily for Christians, Jesus and sports are the cure!

Join me next time when we discuss the how to get a good Christian woman.

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