About Pastor Christian T. Roll & The Church of The Redeemed Whore
Sunday Sermon For Believers
In keeping with the spirit of fairness, and I decided to give Sunday mornings to the conservative opposition. Who better to represent the Republican ideology than Pastor Christian T. Roll. Please forgive us. 🙏
A Little About Pastor Christian T. Roll
Pastor Christian T. Roll is a living example of Christianity in action. Only the power of Jesus could help this man who once indulged in all manner of debauchery. Born into a family of heathens, Christian T. Roll vied against the Christianity that saved him from becoming one of the bazillions of daily abortions committed by murdering atheists. He rebelled against his God, partaking in drugs, booze, premarital sex, cursing, and other unChristian activities too dark to even discuss.
On the path to hell, Pastor Christian T. Roll felt the agony of sin's slow death diseasing his body and mind. In a moment of complete crisis, as the bottom raced upwards, Pastor Christian T. Roll called out to Jesus.
At the moment of hopelessness, Jesus appeared and gave Pastor Cristian T. Roll his mission to build a mega church to spread the Word of Christ and God's love
A miracle!
On that day, Pastor Christian T. Roll, armed with only his faith, a Bible, and God's strength, founded a church that grew into millions of weekly parishioners born again in the Word of God.
Christian T. Roll is a Pastor with credentials provided by the Lord. With a ThD, he leads the Church of the Redeemed Whore, using Christ’s Word to Stop evilutionists and abortionists. Pastor Christian T. Roll is the voice of opposition to the leftist, socialist, atheist, homosexual, agenda!
Pastor Christian T. Roll is the voice of reason in a world of heathens.
That’s right! Maybe there would be less sinners if you SOBs went to church and prayed more. God’s grace saves even the likes of you! I’ll be writing on this illogical, lying, atheist publication to bring you the truth and word of Jesus Christ in opposition to that fudger
.Trueman & Triola, my ass!
They should call this news rag, Unsuitable for Toilet Paper, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from a heathen, lying, baby-murdering atheist!
Let’s not forget that lying scumbag, Terry Trueman. True, my ass! The only thing you’ll learn from reading that guy will be how to burn in hell! You can see why I’m here now. The unbiased truth of Jesus Christ must be heard above the nonsense on this antichristian, anticonservative, anti-Jesus-loving filth they call a newsletter. I will bring you the unpolluted and only truth you need: the Bible and the Word of God.
If that’s not enough, well, just climb right on the bus with the rest of the sinners and baby killers and roll right into the fire of hell!
