Billy McDinopenis

The Epic Short Story Volume 15.

Prologue

While interviewing the LAPD Crime Lab’s creationists, a mysterious man with a twenty-four-foot penis exited the shimmering blue orifice. Will he stop the creationists, or is he just showing off? I mean, he could have come through the orifice feet rather than penis first; you know what I mean? I suppose we’ll have to see why he’s here.

Chapter 1. The Swaffelen 

The twenty-four-foot penis hovered over the crime scene techs with the massive penis menacingly moving as the man’s deep voice boomed, “There will be no intelligent design arguments this day. Today, the fossils deliver justice to the dino deniers.” 

The creationist techs raised their crucifixes as their leader stepped forward. “There’s no such thing as Dinosaurs or fossils.”