Breaking News! Pastor Christian T. Roll Arrested at Canadian Border For Sex Trafficking!

Christian Persecution Alert From the Church of Redeemed Whore

Today, our beloved Pastor was arrested by the evil, atheist, homosexual, DEI haters of Christians.

Canadian police arrested him just over the border and were seen dragging him back to the American authorities. The FBI, weaponized against Christians, charged the pastor with the unbelievable crimes of sex trafficking. The pastor will be arraigned Monday, possibly facing more charges of sex crimes.

The Church of the Redeemed Whore and Jesus are committed to defending our great leader — no matter the cost!

We will keep our flock informed as new information is known.