CCSI: Creationist Crime Scene Investigation

The Epic Short Story Volume 14.

Prologue

I thought Dr. Peebody crazy until I met the creationists who somehow acquired jobs requiring scientific understanding. I always assumed employers requiring scientific personnel screened out the lunatics, but I was wrong. The same person hiring the crazy, who thinks the earth is only three-thousand years old, is the same not hiring people because they're atheist, gay, old, inexperienced, too young, not the right fit, etc., which sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me. What’s the real story? 

Chapter 1. The Creationists

“What the fuck is a creationist?” I asked.