Conservative Sexual Dysfunction & Rightwing Frustration
The Danger of Conservative Sexual Dysfunction & Getting Help
What is Conservative Sexual Dysfunction?
Sexual dysfunction is a common problem that affects many people at some point in their lives but most often it is a temporary state caused by stress or other fleeting issues. Conservative sexual dysfunction is defined as a pervasive inability to sexually perform within the Christian and Republican population. This dysfunction typically results from the mismatch between one’s sexual desires and one’s actual sexual experiences. Conservative sexual dysfunction has various causes, such as aging, mood, a perceived lack of compatible sexual partner, lack of sexual intimacy, or lack of sexual variety.
Common Causes of Conservative Sexual Dysfunction
Aging
Aging is a natural process that involves changes in the body and mind. Some of these changes can affect one’s sexual function and performance, such as hormonal fluctuations, reduced blood flow, decreased muscle tone, increased fatigue, or chronic health conditions. Aging can also affect one’s sexual interest and arousal, such as reduced libido, decreased sensitivity, or psychological barriers. These changes can lead to sexual dysfunction if they are not addressed or accepted by oneself or one’s partner.
Mood
Mood is another factor that can affect one’s sexual well-being. Mood is the emotional state that one experiences at a given time. Mood can be influenced by various factors, such as stress, anxiety, depression, anger, boredom, or happiness. Mood can also affect one’s sexual function and performance, such as impaired concentration, reduced motivation, lowered self-esteem, or altered brain chemistry. Mood can also affect one’s sexual interest and arousal, such as diminished pleasure, increased inhibition, or distorted perception. These effects can lead to sexual dysfunction if they are not managed or resolved by oneself or one’s partner.
Lack Of Sexual Intimacy
Sexual intimacy is a term that refers to the physical and emotional closeness that occurs between two people who engage in sexual activity. Sexual intimacy can involve different types of sexual behaviors, such as kissing, touching, oral sex, vaginal sex, anal sex, or using sex toys. Sexual intimacy can have various meanings and purposes for different people, such as expressing love, pleasure, desire, affection, or commitment. Sexual intimacy can also have an impact on one’s health, well-being, and relationships. Therefore, it is important to communicate openly and honestly with one’s sexual partner(s) about one’s needs, preferences, boundaries, and consent. Sexual intimacy should be based on mutual respect, trust, and safety.
Possible Solutions
Communicate with your partner: Share your feelings and needs with your partner in a respectful and honest way. Listen to your partner’s feelings and needs as well. Try to understand each other’s perspectives and preferences when it comes to aging, mood, and lack of intimacy. Negotiate and compromise on solutions that work for both of you. If you think you have a psychological issue that affects your sexual interest or arousal, consult a therapist for counseling and support. Counselors can point you in the right direction, like Church.
An Even More Common Cause: A Lack Of Compatible Sexual Partner
Conservative sexual dysfunction often manifests in sexual incompatibility. Conservatives get married because of their vitally important religious beliefs, usually with the man having far more experience than the woman who has been taught since birth that sex is sinful and disgusting, which leads to her desiring only to have sex in the missionary position and as quickly as possible.
Possible Solutions
- Communicate with your partner, be honest and pray to Jesus so she will begin acting like a two dollar whore on nickel night. If this doesn’t work,
- Explore your sexuality: Learn more about your own sexuality and what makes you feel good. Experiment with prostitutes or impure, liberal women and try to find different ways of stimulating yourself and your partner. Try new things that add variety and excitement to your sex life. Be open-minded and adventurous or at least tell that to the kids at church.
Sexual Variety As A Cure-all
A large contributor to conservative sexual dysfunction is the lack of variety experienced. Conservative men need sex and because their women are incompatible, they need to find ways to add “spice” to the relationship.
Variety Solutions
- Porn
- Surprise the wife with different sexual fantasies and options
- If she doesn’t say yes to these options, become more involved in the church to access underage girls or get prostitutes.
Now that we understand the causes of conservative sexual dysfunction, we need to understand, especially conservative women, why the possible solutions need to be implemented to avoid the danger of conservative sexual dysfunction.
The Danger of Conservative Sexual Dysfunction
Sexual dysfunction can have negative consequences for one’s physical and mental health. Sexual dysfunction can cause physical symptoms, such as headaches, muscle tension, insomnia, or low immunity. Sexual dysfunction can also cause psychological symptoms, such as irritability, resentment, loneliness, or low mood. Sexual dysfunction can also impair one’s relationship quality, such as reduced communication, increased conflict, or decreased intimacy. Sexual dysfunction can also affect one’s quality of life, such as reduced happiness, satisfaction, well-being, and many other issues:
- Physical health issues
- Psychological issues: depression, low self-esteem, and relationship problems
- Lifestyle factors: smoking, drinking alcohol excessively, using recreational drugs
- Homosexuality
- Liberalism.
Conservative sexual dysfunction often results in erectile dysfunction or ED, the inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sexual intercourse. It can affect men of any age, but it becomes more common as men become more conservative.
Sexual Dysfunction and Rage
Have you ever wondered what makes conservatives lose their cool and explode in anger? What causes of insurrections? Well, research reveals the major triggers of rage and anger in conservatives.
First of all, anger is a normal and healthy emotion that everyone experiences from time to time. It can help us cope with stress, motivate us to solve problems, and protect ourselves from harm. However, when anger becomes too intense, frequent, or destructive, it can harm our health, relationships, and well-being. Sexual dysfunction is a leading cause of conservative rage that has triggers we can learn to recognize.
Internal Triggers
Internal triggers are those that come from within ourselves, such as our thoughts, feelings, memories, or physical sensations. Have you ever met an older conservative who isn’t totally filled with rage? Though rare, these peaceful folk exist because they learned to recognize and control their internal triggers. For example, some of the worst are moral triggers. Moral triggers are those that relate to our values and beliefs about what is right and wrong, fair and unfair, good and bad. Have you ever met a conservative who isn’t 100% sure that their politics and views are the ONLY moral ones in the world? Of course not! Because they are the only moral views in the world!
Some people, liberals, may get angry when they witness or experience injustice, cruelty, violence, or corruption. Others may get angry when they see someone violating their moral code or principles, and some may get angry when they feel that their rights or freedoms are being violated or challenged. Conservatives understand these situations as just the way the world works and accept these injustices and lessons from Jesus.
External Triggers
External triggers are those that come from outside ourselves, such as the actions or words of other people, the situations or events that happen around us, or the environmental conditions that affect us. Have you ever met a senior conservative who has been poisoned by far-right media bullshit? Of course not!
Conservatives get angry when they face injustice, disrespect, criticism, or aggression from others, like lying liberals and others who refuse to believe Trump should be dictator for life. We get angry when we encounter obstacles like democracy, elections, and failures of insurrections.
External triggers also include interactions and expectations with other people, such as our family members, friends, co-workers, or strangers. How many family members and former friends sustained friendly, warm relations once they discovered you embraced the conservative truth? You feel angry, betrayed, rejected, ignored, or misunderstood by someone who took the road paved to hell with lies. They threatened your status, reputation, or identity and did not care.
No wonder you cannot get an erection!
The Good News
As you can see, there are many possible triggers of conservative sexual dysfunction. The good news is that this dysfunction can be managed and controlled with the help of professional help and self-help strategies. You can learn to identify your triggers and how to respond to them in constructive ways. You can also learn to express your sexual dysfunction appropriately and respectfully without hurting yourself.
Recognizing Triggers
Triggers are enough to enrage any God-fearing conservative and cause him sexual frustration, shame, and hurt. Knowing these feelings trigger rage, the conservative man must vent properly by slapping the wife only once and not enough to leave bruises.
Medications
There are several prescription drugs that can help men with conservative sexual dysfunction through the achievement of sustained erections. These drugs include Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, and Stendra. These drugs work by increasing the blood flow to the penis when a man is sexually aroused. However, they are not suitable for everyone, and they may have some side effects such as headaches, flushing, nasal congestion, and vision changes. Medications also require having a sexually willing wife, which is highly unlikely for the conservative man.
Natural Remedies
Some conservative men prefer natural or alternative treatments for ED. These include herbal supplements, acupuncture, happy-ending massage therapy, picking up girls at the local yoga studio, prostitutes, or molesting children from church.
Some of these remedies, like molesting children, appear extremely effective based on the high rates of Christians sexually abusing children.
Devices
Another option for men with ED is to use devices that can help them achieve or maintain an erection. These include vacuum pumps, penile rings, and penile implants. Vacuum pumps are devices that create a vacuum around the penis and draw blood into it. Penile rings are devices that fit around the base of the penis and prevent the blood from flowing out of it. Penile implants are devices that are surgically inserted into the penis and allow a man to inflate or deflate it at will. While these devices can be effective for some men, they may also have some risks such as infection, pain, bruising, and mechanical failure. Perhaps the most effective devices is the Christin Kristian doll, when real Christian women and underage girls are not available.
Counseling
Sometimes, conservative sexual dysfunction has more psychological than physical causes. In such cases, it may be helpful to seek professional counseling or therapy. A Christian psychologist, counselor, or therapist can help a man identify and address the underlying causes of his sexual dysfunction, such as stress caused by an unwilling wife, anxiety caused by a prudish bitch of a wife, or depression caused by that wife eating bon bons and watching soaps all day while you are busy at work or the Klan meeting. Christian psychology can provide coping skills and strategies to overcome performance anxiety and improve confidence and communication with the wife.
A Common Problem
As you can see, sexual dysfunction is a common problem affecting many conservative men. However, it is not something to be ashamed of or ignore. It is a treatable condition that can be improved with proper diagnosis and treatment. If you or someone you know is suffering from conservative sexual dysfunction, don’t hesitate to talk to your doctor or a health care professional about it. They can help you find the best solution for your situation and restore your sexual function and satisfaction.
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