Eight Things You Don’t Have to Worry About if You’re Not a Christian

Christian Pollution: Polemics & Absurdities Part 60. From the Chapter Where do we go from here?

Thank God I’m not a Christian!

Christians love arguing about the existence of God and proof of the Bible’s authenticity because these discussions, if only deceptively, weight Christianity with importance. Christians also love discussing the greatness of Jesus and how God works miracles in their lives as a “sort of” proof of the religion. Their discussions all center around selling you this amazing theology, but just like a smarmy used car salesman hawking a lemon, Christians never say, “Oh, by the way, here’s a list of problems you need to deal with.”