Prologue
In a time of Heavenly crisis, when we thought God abandoned us to go on vacation, unlikely heroes rose to meet the challenge. Thuy Trang leads the members of SHIT on a holy crusade to correct the injustice imposed on Joe Rogaine. SHIT faces their greatest challenge, protecting CREEP’s victim from the serial killers.
Chapter 1. Race to Heaven
“Hurry! This way!” Thuy Trang ran ahead and ducked into an alley. We followed her to the alley’s end, hung a right, and stopped, finding Thuy waiting. “We can’t let them see where we are going, or they’ll kill the victim.”
Kimbo Slice peered around the corner. “I can try to hold them off.”
Thuy replied, “No, we have to stick together. We might need all of us to make it into the courtroom. You know the Archangels will be waiting for us.”
Carrie Fisher tried a door, and it opened. “In here.”
Everyone rushed inside a room on the back of a motel, and Carrie closed and locked the door. Silence fell on the room while we peeked from behind drapes as the serial killers stopped in the alley. Richard Speck ordered Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy, “Split up; they didn’t get far. The victim must live nearby.”
Dahmer and Bundy headed into the adjacent streets as Speck checked doors on the motel, and finding our room locked he moved on. I looked around the room and whispered, “Wow. I thought this place seemed familiar. I think they film a lot of porn here.”
