God Blessed Us With JD Vance
Pastor Christian T. Roll Explains Why Christians Must Support Donald Trump For Picking JD Vance
Oh my, Christians! It has been too long since I have seen you all here at church. And what do we have today? Why, it’s a special day indeed. Today is the day that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has chosen to send us an angel from heaven himself. No, not like some kind of supernatural being or anything silly like that. We mean JD Vance, who was just tapped to be the next vice president by the true president, Donald Trump!
JD Vance is a man of God! He has proven himself to be a devout servant of the Lord, a righteous man with a strong moral compass, and a champion of Christian values in every way imaginable. He is also a strong supporter of Donald Trump’s candidacy, which has caused some members of our church family to question whether JD Vance is truly a man of God or if he’s just another hypocrite who will say anything and support anyone to get political power. Don’t take Vance’s authenticity from me, let Jesus speak the truth through him. Here they are: JD Vance and the soon to be President, Donald Trump.
Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!
Testify, brothers! Speak the Word!
You tell them, brothers! Praise the Lord!
Thank you for taking time from your busy campaigning to visit with us Senator Vance and President Trump. Now, you Christians see how passionate Vance is about his faith in Jesus Christ and the teachings of our church. If there’s one thing we can be assured of is that this man does not practice hypocrisy or dishonesty in any way. He lives his life according to the Word of God, which means he puts all of his faith into action and works tirelessly to uphold Christian values everywhere he goes.
Now if you don’t believe he is a honorable man of God, not a hypocrite, then I have some bad news for you: the Lord himself has spoken to us through JD Vance! He has revealed his plan and purpose for selecting him as our next vice president, and he is a man who will uphold Christian values in every way possible.
So let me ask you this question today: Do you think JD Vance can be an honorable man of God while also supporting Donald Trump? Or do you believe that he’s a hypocrite who doesn’t truly walk the walk and talk the talk like we all do? The choice is yours, my friends. But remember this: if we choose to doubt or question JD Vance’s faith, then we are doubting and questioning God himself! Let us pray together for our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ to guide us on this journey and go in peace.
“The old adage says that it’s better to be lucky than good. Apparently having the right network is better than both.” ~J. D. Vance Hillbilly Elegy: A Memoir of a Family and Culture in Crisis
