Hello, Christian Pollution Warriors!

Thank you for subscribing to Christian Pollution.

Terry Trueman and I waited to send this introduction letter since delivering it to a handful of people seemed pointless. Now, beyond a hundred subscribers, we want to introduce ourselves and tell you a little about us and the goals of Christian Pollution.

Terry Trueman is a simple man with simple pleasures, like scotch or bourbon, I can’t remember which, who, if you get drunk enough, will tell you how he invented things like the Ronco Record cleaner for which he never received a dime.

Yes, a simple man who somehow once wrote a book so existentially challenging that an entire school board fought to keep his masterpiece from children’s eyes. Despite his yarn spinning and simpleness, he poeticizes with complexity so powerful it evokes reader laziness, forming a tragedy of ignorance, unknown since Apollo cursed Cassandra.

Armed with a glass of scotch or bourbon in one hand, Trueman wields the keyboard with the other, clicking away at the Christians, not because he hates them but because he despises the evangelical Trumpers and their liberal brethren, who stand idle as the fascists usurp power.

Then there is I, Vincent V. Triola , a man who made his living selling bullshit academic papers, content marketing, and website development.

During those days of hack writing, wisdom flourished with each swallow of vodka and keyboard’s strike, bringing awareness of the great, loathsome Christian scourge as the cause of so many social issues. I might have come to realize their evil sooner had I not drank so much; still, the understanding arrived and rose arms against the goliath in the writing of books so meaningful that no publisher dared to print them despite my career as a professional writer. I, like Trueman, also fight with poetry so sublime that audiences are deaf to its significance.

Today, I thrust the Spear of Longinus at American Christians for having forsaken their ethics and given themselves to the new idolatry: Trump.

Undaunted, Trueman and I formed the Christian Pollution because two losers are better than one. Now, you, the One-hundred-six Christian Pollution Warriors, stand with us at Thermopylae to repel the Evangelical Horde. Will we win? Perhaps not, but we’ll go down swinging!

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