HEY DESANTIS AND FLORIDIAN CHRISTIAN IDIOTS Just Say “Gay”

Christian Pollution: Polemics & Absurdities Part 38. From the Chapter Sex, Gender, & Christians

The things we’re most afraid of offer the deepest, fastest path to full-life adulthood — unless you live in Florida

The recent war of our 95% magical thinking (Jesus grows limbs back on lepers and floats around in clouds and stuff, and believe it or you’re going to hell for ALL FUCKIN’ ETERNITY!!!!) idiots VS that 5% of us who proudly accept that maybe this view of reality is a bit off, has recently been fought on the bizarre battlefield of The Sunshine State, led by jefe de jefe, Comandante Ronny DeSantis and his “Don’t Say Gay” legislation.