Holy Munday-Thursday

Gettin Weird Chapter 27

It’s the Thursday night before Good Friday.  

I’m lying on my bed looking at the S-A-T study guide I checked out from the library. I’ve done a lot of work in it; I’ve taken a bunch of the practice tests. I’ve been doing all right, but I have to admit that the S-A-T looks a lot harder than the G-E-D.  

It’s also kind of cool, though, how much easier it gets the further into the study guide I go and the more I practice. At first, the reading selections seemed really hard, but after doing two or three of them, reading them carefully and then looking at the practice questions, I’m getting most of my answers right.  

Maybe I am a stinkin’ genius??!! 

Yeah, you bet…that’s how I came up with my plan get myself shot by the cops and sent to juvi-jail—