Part Seven Talk Story Now

Eightball

Monday 

Aloha, Janey. Yes, I am a little drunk. Honestly, I got to the bar early and have been working up the courage all afternoon to tell you something. Janey, I want you to know that I love you, and what I am about to say is my deepest regret. As you know, last night, Wendy got too drunk to drive after I let Mano win and paid him, so I drove her home in her car. When we arrived, I helped her upstairs to her apartment and into the bedroom, where she fell on her bed. The whole time she laughed, saying terrible things in her drunken state, and being a little tipsy myself, I became upset. She kept laughing over and over, “You’re the biggest chump I ever met.” I know now she was just drunk and making things up, but she kept enraging me, saying things like, “Janey said your old dick felt like fucking a wet napkin.”