Ron DeSantis: Enemy of the Woke
Ron DeSantis: Enemy of the Woke
The Future President — We Should Be So Lucky
Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, was a leading contender for the 2024 Republican presidential nomination before dropping out. Why he dropped out we will never know because he has a bold conservative vision for America: a country where the government protects the rights of corporations to pollute the environment, exploit workers, and evade taxes while cracking down on immigrants, LGBTQ people, and anyone who dares challenge the Christian status quo.
What an original and bold platform, not at all a mindless MAGA sycophant!
His enemies call him a tyrant and religious authoritarian who has declared war on America and its most vulnerable populations. They say he is a Trump sychophant and MAGA clone who stands for everything Trump embraced including the lies about the 2020 election, his hostility toward China, and his disdain for public health measures during the Covid-19 pandemic. They say DeSantis’s policies in Florida have been so extreme that some civil rights groups have warned people against traveling to the state. But DeSantis is not deterred by the backlash. He is a Christian hero!
The Terminator of the Woke!
The nonChristians, immigrants, LGBTQ, and the filthy woke don't want you to know the truth: DeSantis, in the spirit of our Forefathers, delivers a “Declaration of Economic Independence”, but truly he is a saint with only the goal to keep freedom alive for the real Americans, white Christians, by making the law reflect the Bible, keeping queers in their place, and freeing speech to utter the N-word.
It is difficult to know for sure why he dropped out of the race. DeSantis for certain, would beat Nikki Haley since she is a woman and no God-fearing alpha male Christian would ever vote for a woman for President since Jesus equipped them for child-rearing, not leading.
Only a non-Christian atheist would be stupid enough to vote a woman into office, knowing that she would have finger on a thermonuclear arsenal when her unpredictable time of the month came!
No, a good stable Christian man like DeSantis needs to be in charge such that sensible policies are strictly enforced, like easier access to guns, support for Russia and North Korea, and stopping the lazy from living on welfare and Obamacare. DeSantis knows conservatism failed in the past because we did not enforce Republican policies hard enough!
Just look at what DeSantis has done in Florida!
Let's start with his amazing track record when it comes to law and order. One of the best things DeSantis has done is to provide unwavering support for policies that disproportionately target minority communities. Who needs equality? What’s a little systemic racism? DeSantis knows we need to maintain the status quo, no matter the cost! It's truly impressive how he ignores the voices of the so-called marginalized and instead focuses on implementing policies that further entrench inequality for the benefit of all. Truly an inspiration.
But wait, there's more! DeSantis's economic prowess is truly something to behold. He knows a thriving economy blooms when you prioritize corporate interests over the well-being of the people. His dedication to protecting big businesses at the expense of workers is truly commendable. I mean, who needs a living wage or worker protections when you can just ensure that the wealthy continue to line their pockets so they can better trickle down the money on the little people? It's economic Darwinism, where only the strongest corporations survive, and the rest of us learn to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and fend for ourselves. How thoughtful!
Let's not forget about DeSantis's commitment to upholding the law. His refusal to implement gun control measures, against overwhelming public support, is truly a testament to his dedication to conservative ideology. Who cares about the countless lives lost to gun violence when you can own your very own gun and belong to the NRA? It's truly heartwarming.
So there you have it, folks, the best things Ron DeSantis has done in Florida and aims to do for America. From his fight for equality and justice, to his prioritization of corporate interests over the lazy people, he is leading a “Great American Comeback.” DeSantis has truly left his mark on Florida politics.
By mark, I DON’T mean a giant stain like one found in the underwear caused by a giant asshole.
No, I don’t mean that at all.
