Satire 098 for Christians

Christian Pollution: Polemics & Absurdities Part 23. From the Chapter Trumping for Jesus

Christians live what they don’t understand.

Never has a group of people so mindless managed to control an entire nation. If not for the fact that Christians run the United States and make life miserable for millions of people, their ignorance would be comical. Herds of Christians roam the internet consuming vast quantities of memes and reading article bits, mainly titles, and one would assume their “reading” would provide a modicum of literacy.

Alas, it does not.

The Christian binary view of the universe lacks the most basic literary concepts, revealing the hopelessness to understand their absurdity and condemning themselves and us to their living satire.