Sex, Sex, SEX . . . Doesn’t Anybody Think About Prayer Anymore?

Sexy Drunk Christians: Chapter 2 The Depravity of Twelve Step Christianity Part 26

So here’s the deal, if we’re such a Christian nation, so fuckin’ holy, holy, holy, you know, like Ted Cruz proclaiming his bravery and sanctimonious horseshit and goodness while taking a knee to Trump (“Hey Ted, since you’re down there anyway…”)

If we’re sooooooo blessed and shit, how come porno outsells even Prosperity Gospel (the very BEST brand in terms of pay-off now AND later) and consumes so much more real time than mumbling rote-learned prayers we had pounded into our skulls long before we reached the age of reason?