The 2025 Project: A Good Start But Not Christian Enough!

Pastor Christian T. Roll Discusses the Benefits & Failings of the 2025 Project

Good morning, Christians! As you can see, we are celebrating the great stride forward in making America great again with the promise of Project 2025 introduced by the the Mandate for Leadership Project backed by the Christian think-tank, the Heritage Foundation. While it might seem a little presumptuous to declare victory, I think we are on the brink of salvation.

The Heritage Foundation, a group of righteous intellectuals, know what is best for the nation and unveiled their master plan — Project 2025. Using their God-given genius, these intellectual dynamos pored over the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and Supreme Court Rulings to derive a plan based on the true meaning of these documents, our Jesus-loving forefathers really meant.

That’s right, people! These Christian-spawned intellectuals like Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts studied the problem and know "we are in the process of the second American Revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be." Of course they won’t because the left is a violent, anti-Christian group. Just look at the September Six Insurrection. Just look at how the left showed up with their guns ready to kill God-fearing Christians who wanted to protect the democratic process!

This divine Project 2025 will restore the United States to its former glory, and finally put an end to the liberal fascists' reign of terror.

The first thing that the Heritage Foundation has in store for the American people is a revamping of education. It all starts with rebranding schools as "Christian Learning Centers" — a place where children will not only learn about numbers and letters, but also learn the true meaning of life through their faith. The curriculum would be streamlined to focus on what truly mattered: religion, patriotism, and how to build a wall around Mexico. To make sure everyone learns the correct lessons, the Heritage Foundation will implement rigorous standards while dismantling the Department of Education, because who knows how to educate best but parents and communities.

While these changes are noble, it is just not enough. We Christians need a new grading system. Students should no longer receive A's, B's, C's etc. Instead, they would be given "Saved" or "Damned." Those kids who received a "Damned" must attend special seminars with Pastors, like me, to discuss their lack of faith in God and the American dream.

This new education system will lead to a significant drop in teenage rebellion, as no teenager will want to be damned by their teachers, and the one’s that are, will get quality learning from people who are concerned with their salvation as well as their education. The country's literacy rate will soar, and America will finally be on the path to becoming the smartest nation on earth - with the correct faith, of course.

Hopefully, the Heritage Foundation will consider expanding their Christian planning to include even more democratic strategies aimed to improve American life. For example, everyone’s life should revolve around Jesus Christ and our beloved country. Every home would have an American flag fluttering proudly outside, while inside family dinners become mandatory, and every meal begins with a heartfelt prayer for the blessings bestowed upon us by God.

Furthermore, the Heritage Foundation should make it illegal to not attend church services on Sundays. Those who missed would receive a visit from the Christian Police — a new division of the FBI, which will answer only to the President, once we have done away with Homeland Security to ensure everyone's safety and happiness in the name of Jesus Christ.

You might ask why we need to expand the project further? Well, Christians, despite all of Project 2025’s benefits, it’s just not enough. The radical liberal fascists will continue to lie about Project 2025. They claim the project would eradicate personal freedoms, limit access to healthcare, and promote a narrow-minded, judgmental society. In reality, all these things are a blessing bestowed on those living in a Christian nation — something everyone should be thankful for!

The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 is a shining example of how America could once again become the greatest country on earth. With a few improvements, it will ensure every citizen lives a virtuous life, and the Christian way of thinking becomes a part of their very being. This is truly a cause worth fighting for and should come as no surprise that we will need to silence all opposition with the help of the police and military.

So, Christians, let us pray that the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 will rebuild our Christian America and do away with the radical liberal fascists spreading fear and lies. If Jesus wanted you to think differently, He would not have blessed you with American Democracy and freewill!