The Ballad of Daniella and Me

A very short Bluesky friendship that almost was

Today at 11:47 AM

Danielle to me:

Hello 👋

I’m sorry if this offends you but I find you really attractive and I’d like you to be my sugar baby ,just letting you know my intentions ,we could talk terms and weekly allowance of $30,000,00 later ,do let me know if you’re by interested 11:47 AM

Me to Daniella:

Daniella, I'm sorry but I think your chat message came to the wrong person. I'm a happily married 77-year-old man with a curmudgeonly attitude towards life. On the extreme unlikelihood that you meant this message for me, thanks for the offer, tempting but, no. 12:54 PM