The Christian Story of Creation & Dinosaurs

Christian Pollution: Polemics & Absurdities Part 8. From the Chapter Christianity: The Bullshit is Possible, (But Probably Not,) & Therefore Dishonest

Most dinosaurs couldn’t fit in the Ark but they did help push it into the water while keeping the sinners from boarding.

Explaining Dinosaurs & Fossils

In the beginning, somewhere around six thousand years ago, God created the Heavens and the Earth in six days. On the sixth day, he made all the earth’s animals, including dinosaurs and humans. For a while, all the creatures, including humans and dinosaurs, lived in peace with no death. This peace came from all of God’s creatures being vegetarian, including lions, alligators, and all those dinosaurs with huge razor-like teeth.