The First 16 hours

Gettin Weird Chapter 10.

It’s been, like, 16 hours since I’ve quit drinking:  

I’ve got projectile diarrhea and the shakes;  

I’m quivering all over and dry-retching;  

I’ve got the cold sweats and I’m having a bunch of hallucinations.  

My dick has shrunk-up and just fallen off.  

If you believe any of this, well, how stupid are you? 

I did quit drinking 16 hours ago that part is true, but so far I feel . . . the same.