Tough Christians Don't Scare Easy

Pastor Christian T. Roll & Ann Coulter Expose the Danger of Liberal Hate

Well, good morning, Christians. It is a another blessed Sunday with a dark shadow of liberal hate hanging over all of us. After the Democratic National Convention, we should all be frightened of the liberal haters out to destroy us Christians — but we’re not!

We’re not scared because we’re tough Christians!

Conservatives don’t scare easy! We are never afraid to stand up for what is right, like protecting family values, law and order, but most of all for being the party of life! With Jesus watching over us, we can do no wrong.

As Christians, we have an obligation to stand for morality and stop immoral behavior. It takes real courage to stand up against the evil, liberal, homosexual-loving, atheist global new world order that is trying to destroy Christianity. We all need to fight even Christian women need to stand and swing the sword of righteousness! Here to show you just how serious we need to take this spiritual warfare, please welcome Ann Coulter.

Good morning, Christians! God bless, you! Pastor Christian T. Roll is correct. We need stand for what is right and just. As you may already know, I posted a Tweet about Tim Walz son calling him weird. Well, its okay when the liberals call innocent Republicans, like JD Vance, weird but when I say it, I get slammed by liberal fascist media.

Am I sorry that he is a special needs kid? You might think being empathetic is the Christian thing to do, but you’re wrong! Feeling sorry for these liberal girly-men and their lezbo friends is what got us into this mess.

Liberals just love hiding behind principles and empathy but the truth is that compassion is for the Christians — not a bunch of whiny little girls crying about their feelings. I bet Tim Walz and his sobbing brat sit around having little heart to heart discussions, saying they love each other. No wonder Minnesota has become a pink state filled with weaklings.

That’s not how we Christians roll! Like President Trump, we are willing to stomp the downtrodden because if you’re laying in the gutter needing help, obviously you did not work hard enough to get out or did something to put yourself there.

For sure you didn’t have enough Jesus in your life!

Maybe we Christians wouldn’t think Tim’s son was weird if he was playing with a gun like a real Christian boy. Clearly, he is no Kyle Rittenhouse! Maybe if he had an assault rifle he’d be less of a cry baby, and I would want him as my president.

But that’s not what is happening. No, we Christians have to put up with balling and name calling because it’s okay if you’re a liberal hater handing out tampons to kids. That’s not weird at all, right?

Well, it’s weird to us Christians and we need to stand up to the liberal bullying. We need to stand up and fight back against Tampon Tim and the other liberal Nazis weaklings. Just remember, Christians, you got to be cruel and vicious to stop the left because that is all they understand! God bless you all, and thanks for listening!

Thank you, Ann, and we will keep you in our prayers.

There you have it folks. To be a loving Christian you need to unleash all your hatred and not be afraid who gets their feelings hurt because that is what makes us a strong, loving, selfless followers of Christ. Now go in peace and God bless!