Christian Translators for Christian Speaking People
Pastor Christian T. Roll Helps Persecuted Christians With The Latest Technology
Tired of the “Woke” screaming “racist” at you?
Sick of the Feminazis accusing you of misogyny?
Are you fed up with the left constantly attacking every word you say?
I know I am!
Good morning, Christians! You are lucky to be here today because I have something that is going to improve your life. As Christians, we’ve all experienced the illiterate liberal who cannot understand the superior mind of the Christian. You know the frustration of trying to communicate with these people only to have them explode into hysterics over something you said.
Well, no more!
Christian science has once again delivered an answer to solve this problem and to end Christian persecution once and for all!
Christian Translators for Christian Speaking People!
This incredible headset links directly to your smartphone and allows you to speak naturally while the translator does the rest.
Finally, a translator to help Christians overcome the stupidity of the liberal mind. No more will you endure the viciousness of the illiterate!
Instead you will experience this:
Wow! That’s a big difference. Now think of all the recent persecution we Christians endured, like President Trump being attacked by the fascist media because they don’t understand Christian.
Just imagine how Christian Translators could have helped the ignorant atheist reporters understand us better.
Stopping persecution is no easy task, but Christian Translator will usher in a new era of understanding because the stupid liberals will not be able to claim we are being sexist, racist, and all the other ists they so foolishly believe. Stopping persecution is also not cheap, and requires us Christians to dig deep in those purses and wallets because we need to get as many of these devices in the hands of our leaders as possible so we can win this election and stop Christian persecution.
Just imagine how great our world will be when everyone can understand Christian.
Now go in peace, Christians and on your way out be sure to purchase your Christian Translator for Christian Speaking People.