Exposing Taylor Swift — A Witch!

Pastor Christian T. Roll Reveals the Dark Magic of Taylor Swift

Welcome, fellow Christians! What a week it’s been for our savior, God’s other son Donald Trump, who destroyed Vice President Kamala Harris in a debate. Of course, that’s not what those lying liberal fascists say. They say our benevolent leader was spanked like a naughty child caught fibbing, but we Christians see right through the lies!

Yes, the liberals love saying Trump tells outlandish stories that have no factual basis, but I’m here to prove them wrong with the evidence we Christians don’t need since we have Jesus and Trump in our hearts.

What could be more convincing than that truth!

Still, just to prove those liberal scumbags wrong, I give you the proof from our Christian journalists at the Fox affiliate QAnon. They captured the true horror of the migrant crime Trump warned us about during his debate with the Vice President.

Clearly, those people have no shame! Eating kittens shows their depravity and complete lack of gratitude. It is just like Trump has said in the past, these people get to stay in luxury hotels, not because they are legally immigrating due to persecution or other horse crap reasons, but so they can get their cat burgers delivered by room service. Who foots the bill for this evil?

Hard-working, loving, tax-paying Christians!

That’s correct. Christians must foot the bill so those people can eat our pets. Don’t you go believing all that dung-talk about people needing protection for political and religious reasons. That’s not what America is all about! We Christians know the only people deserving of assistance are Christians willing to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work hard. Not those lazy, good-for-nothing, violent, immigrant heathens who only want to sit around big screens in comfortable hotels bought by the industry and charity of Christians!

This is the America liberals want to create!

If this nightmare vision of America were not enough — it gets worse! The feeble-minded, miserable, childless cat ladies steering government from their liberal ivory towers pretend they are the voice of reason. No, I’m not referring to AOC or other politicians, although they are of the same ilk. Here is the traitor, selling out America!

Taylor Swift!

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And what is Swift trading in her Christian God and culture to receive? She says she wants to be on the right side of history. That she is doing the right thing! Thunder crap! She just wants to sell more records and gain more money to carry out her evil machinations.

Oh, you didn’t know Taylor Swift is not what she appears to be! After watching other YouTube Channels and TikTok videos, Christian researchers on YouTube discovered — Taylor Swift is a witch!

Don’t believe the media’s fake news and conspiracy theories promoting this music artist as popular and lovable. Don’t believe the lies that there is no factual evidence to support the claim that migrants eat our pets. No, Taylor is a Hell-spawned witch who has cast her spell on journalists and all her fans to recruit migrants to steal our pets for her black magic.

What other possible explanation could there be for this terrible crime and the cover-up! Nothing!!!!

Christians, pray with me! Dear Lord, give us strength to resist the enchantress, Taylor Swift, who makes us desire to believe Donald Trump invents insane stories because he is trying to get attention. Dear Lord, please make us strong enough to ignore the siren-call of the Taylor Swift; who seduces us with the longing to believe Donald Trump lies because he thinks Christian faith makes us gullible enough to believe anything. Dear Lord, most of all, protect us and our pets from Taylor Swift’s illusion that migrants are just decent people, many of them Christians, who just want to escape persecution and find happiness, when really they sold their souls to Taylor Swift to live in luxury hotels and eat our cats and dogs.

Now go in peace, brothers and sisters and whatever you do, don’t listen to Taylor Swift.