How Christianity Endows Genius Upon Believers
Pastor Christian T. Roll Reveals The Superior Christian Intellect
Good morning, Christians! Today is another blessed day afforded by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
You know, it takes real intellect to recognize the gift of a beautiful day, and if you didn’t know already, only the superior mind of the Christian can make that leap of deduction. You must realize atheists are fools who cannot connect even the simplest of ideas for lacking Jesus. To understand this ignorance you first need to realize all real science and reason is dependent upon belief in God and Jesus. Comprehending this complete dependence on faith for our rational mind and intellect only requires you to look at the opposing viewpoint.
To deepen our intellect we must understand the nonsense atheist believe. Let’s turn our attention to the slide show I prepared to help us on this journey to brilliance. Here is what atheist, homosexual, feminist liberals want you to believe.
Atheists demand that you believe the universe and every living thing in it was an accident. The so-called Big Bang just popped everything into existence and then started our evolution from germs into bugs into vermin into apes, and then, into the good Christians we are today.
Nonsense!
Who could believe such stupidity? Only a nonbeliever would entertain such balderdash, which clearly proves that all rational thought and intellect is founded on belief in God and Jesus. How could everything start without something to start it? Clearly, Genesis makes much more sense but only the Christian believer has the intellectual capacity to understand the truth! Now, if you believe in God and Jesus, then you can see the world properly through the correct rational framework. For instance, if Genesis makes more sense, which we already proved does, then that must mean the Bible is true and the earth can only be a few thousand years old, and since God doesn’t make mistakes, like telling us he created dinosaurs millions of years before humans, then it makes perfect sense that evolution is hogwash.
Since the Bible is true, we must use our free will to obey the Word or go to Hell as the Good Book says. Perfectly reasonable, right? Of course, and many other reasonable irrefutable truths come from our logical belief in Jesus, God, and the Holy Spirit. For example, if you know that you possess the truth of salvation, then you are not only armed with the clear vision of reality but also responsible for all those heathen nonbelievers who are too filled with sin and rendered too stupid to believe. It is up to us Christians to bring the truth to everyone — just like the Bible says — so they are forced to use their freewill to start believing. The evil atheist heathens want you to believe that you need fancy degrees and book smarts to be an intellectual but all you need is the Word of God and Jesus Christ! As proof, listen to our brother relate his mission to save the heathens.
You heard the proof! Now, who could deny that believing in Jesus and God instantly makes you smarter and wiser!
It is an incontrovertible truth that faith makes you an intellectual dynamo. Merely by having faith, God awards you supreme intelligence over the atheists and other vile unbelievers. Sadly, we must force the atheists to see the light! We must absolutely believe and obey our leaders and provide the rich with tax breaks so they learn to be generous and trickle money upon us Christians. We must not read or watch anything except Christian approved literature and film so as not to pollute our God-given intellect. And what do you do when faced with some seemingly indisputable falsehood, like someone claiming a baby can be murdered after the child is born, or millions of illegal immigrants killing millions of Americans, or even just that liberals are childless cat ladies hellbent on making America a miserable lonely place? Well, you have to use your Jesus-infused mental power to come up with reasons these things are true — no matter how far-fetched, ludicrous, or conspiratorial sounding. For it is the truth!
We must believe — no matter the cost!
Yes, this is exactly the path Jesus wants you to follow to become a critical thinking intellectual with a crystal clear view of reality to make the world a better place.
Now go in peace, loving brothers and sisters, or should I say, Einsteins, which I wont because he was a dirty Jew just like the Bible shows us.