How Liberals Caused Hurricane Helene NOT Climate Change
Pastor Christian T. Roll Exposes the Liberal Weather Conspiracy to Destroy Christians
Hello, Christians! I see everyone is enjoying the nice cool fall air. Yes fine weather we are having but that is not what the liberal atheist, homosexual, secret government wants for you! No, they have been biding their time, waiting for the right moment to strike at us Christians when it would hurt the most. I am of course referring to the 2024 Presidential Election: a race Trump clearly is winning!
Filled with fear of another Godly four years under Trump, the liberals must break the Christian faith to win!
For this reason, liberals decided to use their secret weapon, a weather control machine! Sound crazy? Well, it is not. Unlike the science of the Christian believer, filled with rationality and logic that makes us the superior intellect, the liberals just know destruction and anger! Their inferior minds can only think in terms of war and hate, allowing them the skill to build only weapons of mass destruction, like the weather control machine.
We learned of this instrument of evil through our Christian sister, Marjorie Taylor Green.
“Yes they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”
Unbelievable!
It all makes sense now! Liberals are trying to wipe out Christians or make them dependent on welfare so they have to vote Democratic. Then, to maintain the fraud long term, they tell everyone the weather is the result of climate change!
Have you ever heard anything so ridiculous?
As though pumping millions of metric tons of CO2 into the atmosphere annually could cause the earth to warm. Well, those liberals are not fooling us, Christians. We know better than to listen to their junk science scam because, thankfully, Representatives like Marjorie Taylor Green are on the cutting edge of meteorology and climatology and show us the real causes of these super storms and other weather anomalies, like:
Jewish Space Lasers!
If you are wondering where all that FEMA money goes, well, here is what your tax dollars are paying for!
There it is folks! The truth staring you right in the face. What are you going to believe? That pumping oil and pollution are destroying the earth?
Or that the violent atheist and Jews are trying to wipe out the Christians with secret weather control machines?
Pray with me, brothers and sisters!
Jesus, protect us from the liberal lies that try to make us think Marjorie Taylor Green is a rich, attention-seeking housewife who knows as much about climate change as she does government leadership!
Jesus, free us of the lies that make us believe the earth is being destroyed by selfish industrialist in pursuit of the almighty dollar, who don’t care about ravaging nature or killing people!
Jesus, hear your loving, selfless followers and destroy those liberal, atheists and their Jewish masters! Amen!
Have a great day and go in peace!
These Sunday morning sermons by the Pastor are so illuminating (not like Illuminati, the other kind), and so helpful in allowing us to see the truth and the light and the wonder of the load's mysterious ways, halleluiah!!!!