Terry Trueman’s NFT Mean Memes NFT TRADING CARDS

Non-fungible Trading Cards: Get ’em Quick for $99.95 They Won’t Last Long!!

In the hands of Vincent V Triola my legend grows (or is that shrinking?). See for yourselves.

Want sarcasm? Want bitterness? From the mind that brought you Kore Goddess, Blue Newt, and other polemic masterpieces, Terry Trueman gifts you with his immortal artistry, “Terry Trueman’s NFT Mean Memes!”

Don’t just enjoy fleeting moments of satire and instead own an original sardonic artwork from the soul of Terry Trueman. That’s right! You can own a unique masterpiece of ridicule that only increases in value over time.

Non-fungible token mean memes incorporate the latest advancement in crypto technology that allows you to own a one-of-a-kind derision. Your NFT records your purchase in a unit of unalterable code with the same confusing Bitcoin somehow mined from the internet to make it rare, yet thousands of these exclusive currencies exist. Never mind such unnecessary knowledge, and just know this technology records your purchase with you as the sole owner of this wonderful scorn for everyone (with technological savvy) to see.

Don’t just think about despising someone; own your slice of contempt with an NFT trading card!

Note: Tiny Lil thumb–for more of his deeply held religious convictions. Visit him Trumping for Jesus.

If you ever felt the frustration of pounding keys to make the internet do things, Terry Trueman has an NFT for you!

Wanna never be read or found by anyone EVER on the Superhighway of Internets, post duplicate content non-stop like DOCTOR DUPLICATOR.

Star and audience of your own show? Tired of playing guitar for pennies, LITERALLY? Terry Trueman captured your pain in this crypto asset, sure to only increase in value.

Pluck away at Gospel Music only to keep that jar, cap or guitar case – EMPTY, ALWAYS!

If you ever woke up and went outside to stare like an aging 70’s porn star (lookin’ at you Ron Jeremy) at your neighbors screwing like rabbits with the racket of fighting dogs for background muzak, Terry Trueman has an NFT mean meme for you!

Socrates, Descartes and all those other assholes got nothing on me!

Despite the world stealing your ambition and sense of well-being, you fight to maintain that childlike innocence. Own a piece of that wonder for all time with this NFT!

Big-headed Babies and Large Bottomed Women and everyone else is welcome.

Does the state of the world frighten you? Do you feel like life is swirling dangerously all around you while trying to make a living? Take back your control with this mean meme sure to inspire courage daily.

Nuclear Annihilation? So fuckin’ what, is my tie straight?

If Terry can break the record telling tall tales like inventing the Ronco Record Cleaner, perhaps you will learn the secret to being an award-winning author by owning this meme!

Records are made to be warped and broken, especially the kind with pages and words written on them!

With the purchase of this mean meme, you fight fascism and Christian Nationalism by supporting Terry’s war as well as declaring your patriotism.

The Depth of our political lives haven’t changed in ten-thousand years–same old pit filled with same ass asshats.

Sure, you are traveled and seen many things, but you never stood on the steps of the Capital armed only with a camera and a desire to understand Christian Nationalism. Own this mean meme, and you will own a piece of history!

January 6th was a joyous celebration–FOR FUCKIN’ MORONS!!!!

Exposing the injustice of the world, Terry goes places we can never travel for fear of stalking and trespassing. Don’t get a restraining order; buy this meme to support Terry’s war on Trumpism.

Prayers always help, just ask any devout Christian!

Want to know the depth of your soul and discover the true wisdom of life? Owning this NFT will allow you to sit by the pool with Terry and meditate — anytime you desire!

Prayers always help, just ask any devout Christian!

A note from the artist:

The Tangerine Imbecile sold out his NFT cards in a single day. Let’s beat him by giving our’s away to anyone silly enough to want them!! Looking at you, fellow cynics!!