CHEATERS INC. & DUMB LUCK LTD.

Table of Contents

From The Authors

An Introduction to the Authors

Chapter 1. The Dream

The Paper Business
What Every Writer Dreams About & If it Happened to me, It Could Happen to You
Term Papers & Smut: Writing for the Lazy & Socially Moronic
Sheehan I
Chase The Dream
Sheehan II
Take a Chance
Sheehan III
The Blueprint for Authorship Success
Sheehan IV

Living the Dream

Cheaters Inc.
Sheehan V
The Dirty Secret of Academics
The Miracle
The Homework Biz
In High Gear
The Life of Vodka, Netflix, Sex, & Essay Writing
The Essence
Get a Real Job
My Writing

Awakening

GO WEST
Whata Ya Wanna Know?
The Half Chinese-Half Canadian
Actually Living The Dream
The Problem Only Drunk-Girl Could Solve
Is This My Immortality Project?
S.A.T.A.N.
BIG Writing Awards, blah-blah-blah...
DILDO LITERATURE
Five major secrets to becoming a Fabulously Successful & Rich Author
Thank You For Not Reading
Staying True

The Reality End of the Pen

It Takes a Lot of Booze to Write like a monk
Hey Online Writers; Here’s How I Made 3/4’s of a Million $’s Writing
What The Unethical Therapist Taught Me
Writers Beware of This Mistake
The Craft’s Lessons
My Immortality Project: Becoming Beloved for All Time
My Teacher Resentment: The Hero Teacher
Miracle Emails From Out of the Blue
Capitalism’s Devaluing of Art & Motherhood
What Charles Bukowski Can Teach You About Being a Writer
Too Valuable to Sell
If At First, You Don’t Succeed...You Know the Rest

Author’s Note